I am offically a reformed news reader!
There is always a free newspaper on the bus I take to college, so I read it front start to finish. Obviously I ignore the bits about
[Gender] seeking [gender] for [Beastiality] but I pretty much read the rest.
There is always some funny story near the front, like last month a Mexican kid didnt want to go to school so he glued himself to his bed. Then I just read the normal news, then business, the comic, and even some of the sport if I get time. I also miss out the celbirity bit since 90% of the time it's about Britney Spears or, recently, Heath Ledger.
I usually just put the newspaper back, but I have taken to bringing them home now because my Auntie has adopted me as her "get me the paper to pack my ornaments for moving house" person.
This newspaper is also usually stapled together, the pages falling out were always half my problem.