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-Intro skit based on Arkham Asylum with a voice over by The Joker (Mark Hamill)
-Best voice present by Zack Quinton, plugged the new Star Wars game. Winner: Jack Black as Eddie Riggs in Brutal Legend
--Huge pop for The Joker and Nathan Drake
-World Premiere of True Crime
-Olivia Wilde introducing the world premiere of Tron: Evolution
-Tony Hawk presenting Best Action Adventure Game. Winner: Assassin's Creed 2
--Huge pop for Uncharted 2
-First look at the new season of Deadliest Warrior as well as a world premiere for the game
-Kimbo Slice introducing the world premiere for UFC Undisputed 2010
--Looks exactly like UFC 2009, except with Kimbo Slice on the roster
-Zach Braff presenting Studio of the Year. Winner: Rocksteady Studios (creators of Batman Arkham Asylum)
-Samuel L. Jackson presenting the world premiere of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2
-Jake Gyllenhaal introducing the first look at the Prince of Persia movie
-Cast of Blue Mountain State (one of which looked like Otter) presenting Best Team Sports Game. Winner: NHL 10
--FUCK YEAH
--One dude was ripping Tim Tebow, it was funny
-World Premiere of Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
-Best Performance by a Human Male. Winner: Hugh Jackson as Wolverine in X-Men Origins
-Best Cast: X-Men Origins
-Olivia Wilde presenting Best Independent Game. Winner: Flower
-Performance by Snoop Dogg
-World Premiere of Spec Ops: The Line
-Ran to the bathroom so I didn't see who presented Best Individual Sports Game. Winner: UFC Undisputed 2009
--Forrest Griffin plugged UFC 107 while accepting
-World premiere of Crackdown 2
-Snoop Dogg presenting Best RPG. Winner: Dragon Age: Origins
-Best PC Game: Dragon Age: Origins
-Green Day (video message) introducing Green Day Rock Band
-Best Performance by a Human Female: Megan Fox as Mikaela Banks in Transformers
-Best Downloadable Game: Shadow Complex
-Best Wii Game: Super Mario Wii
-Best DLC: Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
-Most Anticipated Game: God of War 3
-Ryan Gaycrest talking about wet testicles more than the world premiere of the new Medal of Honor
-Mike Tyson and the cast of Jersey Shore presenting Best Shooter. Winner: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
--I couldn't understand what any of them were saying. It was like listening to a bunch of deaf mutes trying to teach a speech class.
-Best Multiplayer Game: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
-Best Fighting Game: Street Fighter IV
-Best Handheld Game: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
-Best Driving Game: Forza Motorsport 3
-Best Soundtrack: DJ Hero
-Best Xbox 360 Game: Left 4 Dead 2
-Best Original Score: Halo 3 ODST
-Best Game Based Off A TV Show or Movie: South Park Let's Go Tower Defense
-Stevie Wonder got a huge ovation before presenting Best Music Game. Winner: The Beatles Rock Band
--Bitched about how people with disabilities can't play these types of games
-Performance by The Bravery. Their older stuff was better. Last time I saw them play live the lead singer looked like, well, this

-Tricia Helfner who voiced Dare in ODST introduces the world premiere for Halo Reach
-Jake Gyllenhaal presented Game of the Year. Winner: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
-Best PS3 Game: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
-Best Graphics: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
-Another performance by The Bravery