Funniest in-game complaint

RickTheRipper · 07-08-2006

This is an easy topic, what's the funniest complaint you've ever heard on S3? No F90 or MK.48 complaints, okay?

F57 - I was in a pistol room the other day and a SEAL on my team complained about the F57. He said that since it had 20 shots that it was a noob gun. (guy's name was .-uzi-. & if you're him, you're funny)

Silencers - Same guy said that silencers were also for noobs that can't aim and have to be hidden to get a kill. (heard from same guy)

Sniping w/ a 50 cal. - Some people said that the 50's were for noobs that can't get a headshot. (heard from a few people)

OTTER · 07-08-2006

Someone got owned by me quicksniping and of course, I was a glitcher.

Or the best one was when this team of scrubs were camping their (small kf) spawn seals, and I was bored and ran right in, didn't see anybody so I ran right through to the back of their spawn and mid air sniped some guy in the butt and then got killed by the other or time ran out idr. They said I glitched to get inside when really I walked in the front door -_-. They were busy shooting someone I think.

DING-CHOW-PING · 07-08-2006

I once got accused of being a "n00b-gun-using-n00b" for owning a guy with a Mark 23 in a pistols-only room 'cuz he couldn't kill me with his Model 18 ...

I SWEAR it sounded like he was crying ...

BoyEngland · 07-08-2006

I was playing a small Citadel spawn yesterday with one of my friends, he was on the opposite side so we were typing noob and all that crap to eachother.

All of a sudden his team starts "under map glitching", this little kid on my team (he told us he was 9 years old) started screaming "BoyEngland tell them to stop glitching!" He was doing it for about 5 minutes, then we told him to shut it, so he started crying. lol

The we just kept telling him they were spawn camping (they were using ELR from top of stars) while he was crying because he thought they were spawn camping.

Also, he asked who the leader of [S3] was so I told him to contact you Otter, good luck with him because he managed to kill himself with an AT-4 as soon as he spawned.

I just couldnt beleive he was crying because he thought they were gltiching, when all they were doing is spawn camping!

.Freed. · 07-08-2006

If you play in jr grades rooms all day like I used to the biggest excuse is "i shot him in the face" in a whiny voice. Then I reply obviusly you didnt if he's not dead you ******* noob. Then I laugh and he cries more.

Scuba Steve · 07-08-2006

I've been using the 9mm Sub on most maps recently, and the other day a SEAL complained in the lobby (after I got MVP) that the 9mm Sub shoots too fast. :0

.Nameless. · 07-08-2006

For the past two or three days, I've maily been playing snipe no cross at Devil's Road. What I use when I'm a SEAL(and I usually want to be a SEAL to use this) is the M40A1 with Medium Scope and a Bipod. In about seven of the games I played, there was always at least one Terrorist complainign about how noobish the M40A1 was. Doesn't that just make you want to slap him. I've actually been voted out of a snipe no cross game for using the M40A1. Weird, isn't it.

shadow1768 · 07-08-2006

In a Devils Road Small Respawn Pistol only I would sit myself on the corner of the buillding where the SEALs spawn with a Mark 23. I would frag anyone comming from the right with it, naturally when the game was over I was accused of glitching saying I knew how to do the pistol snnipe glitch. I was laughing knowing that that doesn't exist

pyro120 · 07-08-2006

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Originally Posted by RickTheRipper

This is an easy topic, what's the funniest complaint you've ever heard on S3? No F90 or MK.48 complaints, okay?

F57 - I was in a pistol room the other day and a SEAL on my team complained about the F57. He said that since it had 20 shots that it was a noob gun. (guy's name was .-uzi-. & if you're him, you're funny)

Silencers - Same guy said that silencers were also for noobs that can't aim and have to be hidden to get a kill. (heard from same guy)

Sniping w/ a 50 cal. - Some people said that the 50's were for noobs that can't get a headshot. (heard from a few people)

Lol, i know uzi, hse a beast, i always kill him

Da3m0n · 07-08-2006

Wow.......I dont think i have ever heard anyone call the M40A1 a noob gun.....its the least used of all the snipers right behind the LA96W......thats funny as hell...I had a incident the other day when my team was playing fault as seals and the terrorists pulled out the 203's and the GL's.....so of course the seals pulled out the 203's and GL's.....the guy came into the game late and started calling the seal team a bunch of 203 sissy's....we all railed that moron in the briefing room after the rounds....why would anyone open their mouth if they joined the game on the 9th round?.......