You know you're addicted to Socom when...

[NewKillian]

you go to sleep at night dreaming about sleeping with Miranova that sexy beast

[Desolate-Wan]

When your friends and co-workers call you by your SOCOM name. When you're the person in your city making Chuck Norris jokes popular. When you're upset at friends for not playing SOCOM enough.

[Bman900]

you know your addicted when your trying to dream about hot girls but all you get is playback footages in your head about socom

[RandomHero5]

...when you sing a seal/terrorist win song after any victory

[Cope]

You know you're addicted to Socom when...

You say "Fire in the hole!" before every fart you let out...

[Bman900]

you know your addicted when you never watch cable or satilite Tv.
also if you dont take a shower for days because you dont have time because your playing socom too much

[Capricorn_J]

I threw it in a pit of acid...

I hot it in the head 10 times...

I poisoned it's bath water...

I made love to it's mother and gave it a heart attack...

I ran it over countless times...

but it won't die...

This topic will never die!! lol

[CHAMBERLAIN...]

You know you're addicted to SoCom when you get dispatched to an alarm call, you and your partner are conducting a building search, you hear a noise and you tell you partner "hey, my gun just went hot" My partner looks at me like WTF.

Same scenario but before we entry I tell my partner if you see someone hit the L2 for "cover me"

[deathsights]

im guessing ur a true protector of our country

you kno you're addicted to socom when

you get home and notice nobody is there so you run straight downstairs to turn on the ps2 and get fired up
then u hear your front door open
(no socom during the day when others are around)
and you think, shoulda put a mine there so nobody will come


one of my favorites from someone else
your wife is having a baby in the other room and you yell "the round is ALMOST over!"

[Desolate-Wan]

When you have to schedual breaks for your ps2

when you're driving out in the country, and think to yourself, this would make an awesome map.

When the Map Pack delay is the single issue that bothers you more than any other in your life.

When you're turned on by the way Cold Kill says "Got Him."

When you hold a grudge towards Xbox360.

When [adult swim] has become your favorite television show by default.

When you watch Arena on G4 and think to yourself that their LAN hook up makes SOCOM look even laggier than it is.

When you're looking for good camping spots at work.

Heres a Easter special one... I watched The 10 Commandments and when Moses threw the tablets into the crowd and the ground opened up and all the false idol worshipers fell into a firey pit, "Pwned" was the first thought into my head.