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Here are the funniest ones I read on here..
you know your addicted to SOCOM if one of the Special Ed. students falls down for no reason, and all you can say about it is "HES PULLING HIS ****ING CORD!"
You know youre Addicted to socom when your lame excuse for running over a pedestrian was "I couldnt see his name until it was too late"
You know you're addicted to socom when you spit a spitball at someone and scream "ENEMY DOWN!".
you are waiting at a red light, yell "GREEN THE **** UP!" and then drive through the intersection anyway and get in an accident.
you are trying to throw a paper ball at someone but end up hitting a friend instead,so you say, "Sorry, I was trying to get him but you ran infront of my shot
While simultaniously playing Socom & talking on the phone you instictivly press circle when you want to talk on the phone & therefore share your conversation with your team. (hah ive done that before)
You have dreams about socom after playing 8 hours. (sad to say ive had them)
Daydream about socom.(that too)
When someone says in real life "Good Try ..." you immediately reply, We'll get them next round.
Or in my freshman year, dreadfully addicted to s2, I was waiting in caf line, had my fries and brownie and the line was taking forever. I was just sitting there...prolly thinking about socom and then I ALMOST yelled "GREEN UP" ....but I didn't
You throw a paper ball at someone but it hits your friend and he turns round saying **** and you say, "OMG, No one told me friendly fire was on!!!"
You walk into a room and everyone throws something at you and you say "watch out guys, they spawn camping" thinking your on a mic.
You're standing in a big crowd and you're worried about lag.
You're worried about going outside because you "can't respawn".
You and your friends are with someone you can't stand and you tell your friends to vote him out.
You piss off your boss by threatening to start up your own "clan".
When you play and talk on the phone, but once in awhile, the person on teh phone stops talking, and you wait to get the mic before responding.
when your in a dodgeball game and ask "Is this ranked?"
When your girlfriend needs to take a piss outside and you tell her to go to spawn 1 and use that bush for camoflauge.
Your pissed at your girlfriend, she asks' for the Remote control, you toss it at her and it hits her in the head and you say: Damn, One Head Shot and No Kills!!!!
You know youre addicted to socom when your dad tries to get you out of bed, and you tell him "hold on i just saw a vehicle on my radar".
You know youre addicted to socom when youre watching Scarface and you yell "f***in GL noob!!!"
You know youre addicted to socom when you see someone who hasnt seen you, and you duck behind a corner thinking youll still be able to see them.
My dad was talking to me after a long session of socom and when i was going to say something I waited for the "beep of the mic" so that I could talk. Yeah I was obsessed.
You know your addicted to Socom when you are having sex with your girlfriend and you try to T-Bone her to get in the walls.
You know your addicted to Socom if you cut work or class just to play socom. (happens to the best of us)
you know you're addicted to socom when you try to push the "select" button to see who's in your house.
You know your addicted to socom when your wife starts complaining about your sexual performance and you blame it on lagging.
Your know your addicted to socom when your having a bad day and your girlfriend asks whats wrong? The servers are mad laggy today
your having sex with your spouse you yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE"
you know ur addicted to socom when....your at a funeral and u say good try, well get em next time
You know your addicted to socom when...Your watching "tears of the sun" and think that your can relate to it.
You know your addicted to SOCOM when you look out the window of your condo and see your friend driving away in his hummer heading to work and you sporatically yell out "Vehicle Heading To The Barn!"
When the only thing on your memory card is network configuration and Socom 3 and the Patch...
when you get in an accident and try to abort
When someone at school falls down and you run up to them and start doing the robot.
You know your addicted to Socom wen you quickly take a S*** and call it a quick plant...
when you dont have a test and you say "everyone green down i need a test"
A kid runs off school property and you and your friends yell "F***ing glitcher, let's vote his *** off!"
Somebody walks into the room and asks what happened and you say "Andrew fragged Kim with F90"
You wait until the person on the ladder ahead of you is completely off before climbing it
ou know your addicted to Socom When: Thinking that your rank on socom will impress a girl in real life.
You know you're addicted to socom when you wake up and the first thing you do is come online before brushing and taking a shower to see "Who's Online" and what's happening to your stats since last night.
You Know Your Addicted To Socom When Your Playing Hide & Seek With Your Buddy And You Find Him On The Ground Having A Seziure And You Report Him To Zipper For......................(GLITCHING)
You say "Fire in the hole!" before every fart you let out...
you know your addicted to socom when your parents wake up to you proning on the dining room table with a broom saying "tango down"
you know your addicted to socom when you sit and play while wearing a ghilli suit
You know you're addicted to socom when your mom comes and stands in the doorway and looks into your room, and you say 'DONT COME IN I HAVE A MINE THERE!
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you know your addicted
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