You know you're addicted to Socom when...

[PuNxCiCiDE4550]

o god ask otter bout this.

I went to get food from the local subbery. This girl I know and is mad hot is there. Shes like hey Mark. Im like Hi how are you etc. I order my sandwich and shes like you doin anything tonight? You wanna come over my parents are at this casino thing and wont be back till 2. I reply, "Sorry I have to squads for GB tonight"

[Spike]

Originally Posted by PuNxCiCiDE4550

o god ask otter bout this.

I went to get food from the local subbery. This girl I know and is mad hot is there. Shes like hey Mark. Im like Hi how are you etc. I order my sandwich and shes like you doin anything tonight? You wanna come over my parents are at this casino thing and wont be back till 2. I reply, "Sorry I have to squads for GB tonight"

*cocks gun* BAM!

I turned down sex one night? Then again, I was drunk. Hm.

[OTTER]

Lmfao, Punx I remember that.

So she basically went "Hi wanna get in my pants tonight?"

You said, NO WAYZ0R, SQUADS TONIGHT!

=D =D!

Best is the yelling at the red light to g^

Or in my freshman year, dreadfully addicted to s2, I was waiting in caf line, had my fries and brownie and the line was taking forever. I was just sitting there...prolly thinking about socom and then I ALMOST yelled "GREEN UP" ....but I didn't

[Spike]

Originally Posted by øtter

Lmfao, Punx I remember that.

So she basically went "Hi wanna get in my pants tonight?"

You said, NO WAYZ0R, SQUADS TONIGHT!

=D =D!

Best is the yelling at the red light to g^

Or in my freshman year, dreadfully addicted to s2, I was waiting in caf line, had my fries and brownie and the line was taking forever. I was just sitting there...prolly thinking about socom and then I ALMOST yelled "GREEN UP" ....but I didn't

Man, the school would've pwned j00.

[deathsights]

when ur playing dodgeball, hit a little kid in the face, and instead of seeing if he is hurt, u just jump up and yell "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

[RadioactiveMan]

Originally Posted by deathsights

when ur playing dodgeball, hit a little kid in the face, and instead of seeing if he is hurt, u just jump up and yell "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

Am I the only one that thinks that that doesn't show that you're addicted to Socom, but that you're a dirty prick for saying "boom headshot" for the ten millionth time?

[Rod Dickmaster]

...when you're D1ck Cheyney and you just shot your lawer buddy, and he doesn't die, and all you can say is "WTF? I LIT THAT BYATCH UP! HE'S LAGGIN'"

and then you have the FBI hang around his hospital bed, just to be sure that MF doesn't pull his cord...

If your not the veep, you probably know you're addicted to Socom when you start taking time off work, and forget that your boss also plays Socom, and he comes online when you're supposed to be at aunt Bessie's funeral...

[TX-TYGER]

Originally Posted by NyghtcrawleR

^^worse try "wife" for me....even harder to make her understand lol

Actually I have it good when it comes to that. She actually enjoys watching me play. :) I consider myself lucky.

[~DaFlip~]

you know your addicted to socom when your mom is calling you from downstairs and you yell, i cant hear you, your mute is on.

[BoyEngland]

You throw a paper ball at someone but it hits your friend and he turns round saying **** and you say, "OMG, No one told me friendly fire was on!!!"

And another that I just created in my simple brain:

You walk into a room and everyone throws something at you and you say "watch out guys, they spawn camping" thinking your on a mic.


Damn I need a life