I know what you mean, I called my puppy a noob the other day because she fell over her own toy. The look I got from my step dad was scary
The next day, I was fighting with my puppy again because for some reason she likes boxing gloves, and I hit her a little too hard and she fell over so I said she got owned just to see what my step dad said this time, he just slowly turned around and gave me a silent stare, I was just laughing for ages.
I havent said it since not even jokingly because I think If I keep doing it they might stick me in a mental home.
