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06-16-2007
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Nude Burgler surfs for porn
lmao, this is like the funniest thing i have ever seen
Nude burglar surfs porn | Metro.co.uk
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Two New Jersey housemates got a bit of a surprise late in the night last Friday when they discovered a burglar, naked except for socks and sneakers, surfing pornography on their computer.
Jorge Arevalo was sleeping upstairs in the house in Hackettstown, NJ, when he heard what he thought was his housemate coming home at around midnight. He wondered why his housemate was walking around and making noise so much.
The answer to this came at around 1a.m., when his housemate actually returned. Arevalo reported hearing a string of expletives as his housemate discovered a naked man sitting at the computer.
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Last edited by Snoman; 06-17-2007 at 12:00 AM.
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06-16-2007
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I didn't know Allstar moved to New Jersey... 
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06-16-2007
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Lol, that must have been weird as hell.
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06-16-2007
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That would be one of the most awkward situations ever. Do you tackle him or just tell them to beat it (oh snap, a pun!)?
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06-17-2007
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Originally Posted by RickTheRipper
That would be one of the most awkward situations ever. Do you tackle him or just tell them to beat it (oh snap, a pun!)?
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It's New Jersey, Rick. If it were San Francisco you would do the latter.
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Originally Posted by Jesus aka GoPre
I am a loaded mother ****er. Go Pre wants this **** to happen and if Go Pre wants it, Go Pre is going to ****ing get it.
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06-17-2007
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Well, there is the secret option of just staying in the shadows giggling at him while he beats his meat. Then you come out of the shadows when he's done and call him a quick draw. With his pride hurt, you can do whatever you feel is best.
That'd be awesome.
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06-18-2007
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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i wonder where all the noise was coming from...
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06-18-2007
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Join Date: May 2005
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I would've just taken pictures. For my... "personal" album...
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06-19-2007
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If you're gonna make that much ****ing noise, you might as well just steal the computer.
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06-19-2007
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as his housemate discovered a naked man sitting at the computer
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First order of business, burn the chair. It's got some dude's taint prints all over it. Ick.
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