A Fight Breaks Out At The Mall

Tarmin · 08-11-2006

I just thought of this and thought that it would make a great thread, seeing the popularity of the Home Depot one. Imagine this: An enormous, free-for-all brawl breaks out at your local mall. Out of the all the stores at the mall, there are tons of weapons that you could use. What would they be and why?

For me, I would just go into my local sporting good store and bust out the rifles and shotguns that they have on sale. I would hold the store as my command post and take out all the fools who rush at me with chainsaws and other such weapons. Or I would just go hide in the Victoria's Secret while you guys kill yourselves and save the women.

Bye

PS: Please don't turn this into a rascism bash again. Thanks

RadioactiveMan · 08-11-2006

I think that a fight at the dollar store would be cooler. I'd go straight for the cap guns and start shooting them in people's ears. I bet that'd annoy the hell out of 'em!

shadow1768 · 08-11-2006

I would find a lot of vodka, some handkerchiefs and a lighter, and have a ball running around

RickTheRipper · 08-11-2006

I would go to the candy store and start throwing all the old, hard, and fruity-colored stuff at them. Then I'd keep the good stuff for myself (SUGAR RUSH GO!).

Allstar · 08-11-2006

I'd go to all the shoe stores and have me a field day while everyone else is out there being retarded.

Russ3ll · 08-11-2006

I would go to the candy store and rob mad candy then go to the movie thearte and kick back to a movie. Or if that dosn't work, I'd go to the sportings good store and grab me a good old baseball bat.

Superstar · 08-11-2006

- I'd get me a bunch of balloons and use leftover hot oil from the deep friers in the food court, figure the rest out for yourselves. LoL

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Originally Posted by Radioactiveman

I think that a fight at the dollar store would be cooler. I'd go straight for the cap guns and start shooting them in people's ears. I bet that'd annoy the hell out of 'em!

I can just imagine that, that would be ****ing hilarious.

NUN-PUNCHER · 08-11-2006

I would round up all the hot chicks and I would belt out this classic Arnold Swartzennegger line " Come with me if you want to live " I would corale them all into Victorias Secret close the security gate : Lock ~ goes Click
And just like that "Victorias Secret " becomes " Nun-Punchers Secret "

OME6A · 08-11-2006

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Originally Posted by NUN-PUNCHER

And just like that "Victorias Secret " becomes " Nun-Punchers Secret "

That's a fricken sig-quote right there.

INKSLNGR · 08-11-2006

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Originally Posted by NUN-PUNCHER

I would round up all the hot chicks and I would belt out this classic Arnold Swartzennegger line " Come with me if you want to live " I would corale them all into Victorias Secret close the security gate : Lock ~ goes Click
And just like that "Victorias Secret " becomes " Nun-Punchers Secret "

That's the best idea I've heard all day