Ruining A Stranger's Day

Godmoney · 07-27-2006

I feel like an ******* for what I did today. Well, not completely. I actually thought what happened was single handedly the funniest thing this week. I don't see how anything else could top this for me at this time. You're probably wondering what in the hell I'm speaking about, so let me explain...

It all started at about 6:00PM. Feeling my stomach growl in hunger, and not wanting to actually make a real meal, I decided I would venture out and get a cheesey bean and rice burrito from Taco Bell. I grabbed my wallet and keys, and closed the door behind me. It started to rain as I ran across the street to my van. By the time I reached Taco Bell, it was pouring so hard that I could hardly see where I was going, even with the windshield wipers turned all the way up

I pulled into the Taco Bell drive-through and waited behind the cliché soccer Mom in the green minivan full of screaming children. After waiting for a few minutes behind this poor exhausted woman, the rain died down a bit. I turned down my wipers, and pulled up forward to place my order. The woman inside sounded as if she had the worst day of her life. I quickly made a choice and drove on forward up to the window. The homely looking woman I had just talked to via the drive through speaker spoke in a gravely monotone way. "$5.00 and 10 cents.", she said as she stood there with her hand outstrecthed. I gave her the money, watched her close the tiny doors, then walk away.

I waited for about 30 seconds, and then the rain began to pick up again, only this time it was heavier. I turned up the wipers full blast and at the same moment, the ugly lady opened the drive-through window holding my bag of food and was blasted in the face immediatly by a stream of water that was being shoveled off of my windshield by the rapid movement of my wipers. I started to instantly laugh right in her face. It was like an instinct; I just couldn't hold it in. She was blasted in the face about six times with quick waves of water before I grabbed the bag out of her hand. I couldn't say anything to her because of how hard I was laughing, so I just sped off out of the drive way.

Now, hours later, I'm still laughing about it. I know I should feel bad, but I don't.

So, has anyone else ever ruined a complete stranger's day?

-paT_BiZzL3- · 07-27-2006

You are a sick sick man. I have one time. I was at the movie and my mom wanted m to grab some napkins(we were sitting down already in the theater)So i get up,start running up the aisle, and turn the corner to the door and CRASH, i ran right into a lady and she had a drink and popcorn in her hands. So you could imagine that her coke spilled all over her white shirt and spilled her popcorn. That point i was speechless. Not knowing what to say to her, i walk out gradually as if nothing happened, grabbed the napkins and sat down and enjoyed the movie.

Laughed during the movie a couple of times over it.

SoggyMilk · 07-27-2006

I got one for you.....

Kinda stupid, and was done when I was about 12, living in the Bronx, but hey, this guys day got ruined.

Me and a friend used to live in a "project housing" kind of thing. We were bored, and decided to use the fire escape to get into this guys apartment. We got in, stole about 3-400 (split it) from his dresser drawer, stole his N-64, and his Playstation 1 Game collection. (It had Metal Gear Solid in it, so I DEFINATELY wanted it) And then proceeded to break every mirror we could find in his house.

Needless to say, he kept his windows locked from then on.....

Yes, when I was younger? I was a thief. Now? I've learned my ways!

Z3CH · 07-27-2006

You're all sick, but soggy you're just dumb.
Eulogy I understand what you mean when it is just an instinct to laugh...
One day I was at camp playing wiffle ball and I was the really good kid at camp that could always hit the home runs... Weelllll this one time we were playing a game with another team and the counselor pitches me the bal and I whack it straight into his face like amazingly fast and I just laughed like crazy for 5 seconds and then I was like "Oh **** that guy is really hurt" lmao it was fun though

And I was trying to imagine what pat said he did and it suddenly became the funniest thing ever. Imagine the kid just walks into some lady and knocks EVERYTHING over and then doesn't know what to say and walks away. rofl pwnt.

Godmoney · 07-27-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoggyMilk

I got one for you.....

Kinda stupid, and was done when I was about 12, living in the Bronx, but hey, this guys day got ruined.

Me and a friend used to live in a "project housing" kind of thing. We were bored, and decided to use the fire escape to get into this guys apartment. We got in, stole about 3-400 (split it) from his dresser drawer, stole his N-64, and his Playstation 1 Game collection. (It had Metal Gear Solid in it, so I DEFINATELY wanted it) And then proceeded to break every mirror we could find in his house.

Needless to say, he kept his windows locked from then on.....

Yes, when I was younger? I was a thief. Now? I've learned my ways!

I meant like something that was unintentional, not actually going out of your way to ruin someone's day.

Chimaira · 07-27-2006

we (as in my cousin and i) grabbed a phonebook and called people in it by their name. we did this about 3:00am. here is what the call sounded like (names are random names):

calling....andy johnson....

"Hello?"

"Is Andy there?"

"This is Andy who is this?"

"This is your neighbor Tom from across the street, I just wanted to let you know, you have two guys breaking into your garage."

Then they are like wtf?! Sometimes we would get a "Thank you so much, Martha get the shotgun"

Another phonebook 3am call.

calling......bill jones..........

"Hello?"

"Hey Bill?! Its John!"

"Who?"

"John Hughs. Remember me?!"

sometimes we would get:

"No, thanks for calling me at 3am *sshole"

and this one got me laughing the most:

"Hey, John! Whats happening?!"

We had to hang up after that, because that was unexpected.

Dionysus · 07-27-2006

One time, at the movie theater, it was opening night of Anchorman. My friends and I were all going to see it, and me and one other person got there a little early to save seats. So I set my icee/slurpee thing down in the cupholder and go back out to see if my friends came yet. By the time I got back to my seat (maybe 5 minutes) some whale of a woman had taken my drink, not even bothered to get a new straw (she flipped it over, so the spoonish end was out) and was drinking my drink in a different seat.

She ruined my day.