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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Baby Jokes
I was wondering at the moment if any of you Socomer's have any good baby jokes. The only one I could come up with is..
Q) How Many Baby's Does It Take To Paint A Wall Red?
A) It All Depends On How Hard You Throw Them.
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Q: How many babies does it take to get me to smile?
A: Just one...bless their hearts.
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Houston, TX
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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How do you get 100 babies into a bathtub?
-A Blender
And then how do you get them out?
-Tortilla chips!!!
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't find baby jokes funny. Frankly, I find them disgusting.
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I'm going to have to go along and say I love it.
It's beautiful, in my opinion.
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01-13-2006
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Somewhere around Dallas, TX.
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Originally Posted by pV
Maybe it's just me, but I don't find baby jokes funny. Frankly, I find them disgusting.
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That's why you're you and we're us. We like Baby jokes.
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Houston, TX
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What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
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01-13-2006
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Wethersfield, CT
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Originally Posted by pV
Maybe it's just me, but I don't find baby jokes funny. Frankly, I find them disgusting.
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Probably because you are a baby....
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And on the surface I became a normal pre-teen
More afraid of nuclear war than snake bites and bee stings
My best friend was my TV
Game shows and cartoons substituted for puppies, rainbows, and balloons
Now here I am, the shy type, and I think I'm doing alright
Considering what it was like, living my life
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01-13-2006
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Laredo, Tx
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Actually these jokes aren't even funny. The joke in this thread is the topic itself.
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01-13-2006
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: British Columbia
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Q) What do you call the ugliest baby ever?
A) Big Red 11
Q) Why are babies so small?
A) So they fit under your shoe.
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