Funny Things to do While Driving

[SuperYooper]

Give a friendly honk to pedestrians and when they look up to wave......wave the other way as though they dont even exsist.

[Workman23]

Use your hands or your friends hands as turn signals by waving your hand out the window pointing in the direction your going to go.

[.Veritas]

**I did this over the summer all the time**
-THIS MAY NOT WORK WITH ALL CARS-
>>I used a Ford Van<<

-Before driving off for the day, make sure your wind sheild wiper fluid is full.
-Go under the hood of the car, and unplug the tube that connects the container of fluid to the pastic device that squirts the water onto your windsheild.
-Point the squirter off to either side of your car.
-Once stopped at intersections, spray your windsheild, or shall I say, "into someone's open passenger or driver window.
-Works wonders, and pisses people off.


Or...
much easier...
Yell profanity at the top of your lungs at joggers/dog walkers/bicylists.
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[The mOBSCENE]

40. If you crash into a car yell, "YOU'RE IT," at the top of your lungs and speed off.

This one made me laugh pretty hard. It's hilarious.

48. Drive atleast 15 mph under the speed limit. If they start beeping their horns it means lower your speed by 1 mph.

I do this all of the time except I don't ever stop, I just slow down a lot.