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Originally Posted by Jetto
of course not..
how would he be alive?
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he drank redBull, He flew away from the scene.
and now Tupac is on Mt. Fuji in this little 5 beroom apartment. He lives with Bob Marley, BIG, Jimi Hendrix, Osama Bin Laden, and Tookie.
Heres the Scoop on what went down the night of the shooting.
He got shot, but he had bought this machine on the black market called the Translitionator. It makes you slip right through things and leaves a complete wax replica of you. Well Tupac had the Translitionator on that night and when he got shot, he fell and slipped through the ground. Then he healed himself with a little first aid kit he had in his pocket. Its called the "Thug-A-Pimp Rescuer" (LMFAO!!!!). Well anyway, he used it and healed his wounds, then he ran back home and saw Mario and Luigi. He told them if he could please use a pipe Imedeatly. So Luigi pulled a pipe out of his *** and gave it to him. Tupac jumped into the pipe and came out on the other side of the world which was Mt. Fuji. The End.