Stupid Things

[discombobulate]

Originally Posted by DaKilla

Otherwise he'd never have time to come here...

Rofl.

Mmmm, I posted one in the other thread not realising this wasw up, so I'll go delete it and then copy/paste it here.

Okay, here it is.

Being suspended is awesome, until it reaches a point that it's more than 2 weeks and you get recommended for expulsion. All you kids think you're tough asses, me > you.

I'll tell the stopry of one time I was suspended. It's a comical story, so here goes...

So there's this kid, who I don't like and I make fun of. Oh, this was in 8th grade, so I'm.... 13 or 14 I don't really know. So word gets around that this kid is uncircumcised, and he never denies it. So it's just ammo for me to make fun of him with. So, me and a friend were talking one day and Joe somehow came up with the nickname "turtleneck" (think about it). It sticks.

So I make fun of the kid for a solid 2 months like this. One day, we get to lunch, and someone tosses a carton of milk on the table and says they don't want it. So I grab it and one the side, sure enough,t here's a turtle. Well, nothing is better than this. The kid I make fun of sits at the same table as me, so naturally I aske him what kind of neck the turtle had. I toss the carton lighty toward him, and he tries to act tough and says "**** you," and throws it at me and it hits me in the chest. He didn't throw it hard, but I dont take that kind of **** from anyone. So I stand up, take the carton and throw it with all my strength right at the kid (I was a pitcher at one point, so I throw somewhat hard) and it nails the kid right above his eyebrow. Milk splatters everywhere, all over the walls, all over people. It was awesome. So naturally, I get a nice 2 days in ISS.



Maybe someday I'll tell you all about my other legendary suspension, but not now.

I didn't learn much from that, but I do have another story that I leanred never to mess with a crippled kid, which I'll post eventually.

[Big Red 11]

Damn bob, you have quite a temper.

[OTTER]

That's ****ing awesome bob.

A couple days ago actually I almost kicked someones ***. It was a fire drill and we were all standing outside. My friend goes up to this big tough egyptian idiot guy named Beddar (pronounced better, I call him babar) so my friend pushes this guy from behind and runs away. Babar didn't see him, and I'm the guy right behind him, so he pushes me saying "what the ****". I stop, look at him, then walk RIGHT up to his face, my nose is touching his and I say "push me again you ****ing elephant"

He does nothing, he goes "I could beat a midget up any day man **** you"

What a ****.

[Big Red 11]

Otter's a bad-a55.

In our middle school, we had a thing called hall-plows. When the halls get really congested, a bunch of us take a large or fat kid, get behind him, and push with all our might, "plowing" a path through the crowd. We did this one time, but the crowd was so dense that we ended up crushing people in the middle until the bunch finally broke and we shot through, in the process slamming into a teacher and knocking over her cart full of papers and such. Quite a few days detention for that.

[discombobulate]

Well, I most certainly hope he can take a midget. THere's a ****** in my Geometry clas, and I hate homo's so theres bound to be something stupid coming out of this. If he says one thing to me for the rest of the year, straight out of my mouth "You like penis in your assh0le, now go curl and die". Or something like that.

[-MicroTech]

Learned that Allstar has quite of a temper . And that a kid in my grade (9th grade) weighs about 70-80 pounds! And hes not retarded(speical).
Also i got a 91 on my speech about the song ''These Words" by Natasha Bedingfield

[Cheesy]

Bob, you're a ****ing loser. Sorry, but you are.

[pV]

Originally Posted by øtter

That's <font color="#FF0000">*censored*</font> awesome bob.

A couple days ago actually I almost kicked someones <font color="#FF0000">*censored*</font>. It was a fire drill and we were all standing outside. My friend goes up to this big tough egyptian idiot guy named Beddar (pronounced better, I call him babar) so my friend pushes this guy from behind and runs away. Babar didn't see him, and I'm the guy right behind him, so he pushes me saying "what the <font color="#FF0000">*censored*</font>". I stop, look at him, then walk RIGHT up to his face, my nose is touching his and I say "push me again you <font color="#FF0000">*censored*</font> elephant"

He does nothing, he goes "I could beat a midget up any day man <font color="#FF0000">*censored*</font> you"

What a ****.

One time in grade 7, there was this foreign kid in my class named Mustafa, but I always called him Mufasa. And one day me and my friend were in the hall ways doing design+technology at the highschool which I currently attend. Anyway, Mustafa said something and my friend goes "Well atleast I'm not poor" and the kid thinks I said it. So he walks up to me and like a puss, he trips me.. I get up and go "wtf are you doing?" and he trips me again, and I hit my head off the floor. So then i get up, I grab him by his shirt and I slam him as hard as I could into the lockers, and I say "if you ****ing touch me again, I'll knock your teeth out". And then the teacher walked into the hall =/

[.SUPERSTAR.]

well back when i was in highschool..... the easiest suespenion i got was suespened for wearing my hood? 3 days. dumb aint it? but many others that werent dumb

[Mr~Pan]

Some of these are good but must suck. Only post a story that that something big that really got you in trouble or could of gotton you in lots of trouble not unscrewing light bulb while its on.

Something that you did and after the fact you said to yourself "I can't believe I did that. I am truly a dumbass."


O and bob what did homos ever do to you?