And I guess you want to know how we know this.
Examples of his satanic powers:
1. Mastifaction of extreme Lag
2. Teleports
3. Canadian
4. extreme use of the word: "eh?"
5. Egotistical is an understatement.
What a boneheaded remark about a man who is the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. No ones asking for you to bow down or like the guy, but show some respect. You think anyone can become the president? No, the man is qualified. Im sick of hearing every single person say "bush is so stupid, im smarter than him... omfg!?!" I dont think anyone who would say such a thing could run a country.