Weird things we do

[marble man]

I have my Wife, scratch my balls. Before or after the shower.

[Sidewinder]

I squat to p*ss when im tired
i p*ss in the shower
i tell people that they are going to get raped
i have to have a white noise of some sort (i.e. a fan) to sleep

[Big Red 11]

You guys are wierd. I can never sleep with any noise other than music. If there is as much as a whisper from my curtains or static from any speakers i have i cant sleep. Even the slightest heavy breathing too.

[mukluk]

i tend to wear my boxers to the side, not on the middle, just a little more left...i find it more comfortable

[Big Red 11]

I wear my socks inside out. That stitch by the toes bothers me when its on the inside.

[Savage]

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

I squat to p*ss when im tired
i p*ss in the shower
i tell people that they are going to get raped
i have to have a white noise of some sort (i.e. a fan) to sleep

I do the same things except not that squatting postion. When im fixing to take a shower I leave my boxers at the bottoms of my ankles and try to flick them on the door knob. (then I scratch my nuts) When im in the shower I shampoo my hair, then wash my body, then condition my hair.

[Sgt.KellettSC]

I always where two shirts, it makes me feel better for some odd reason

I have a GF that dosent like to be complimented like more than 2 times a week

I always have a pair of Sunglasses on me, can't drive with out them it seems

my freinds spend more time at my house than i do.

I watch porn and it makes me feel good, cause my diucks usually bigger than the guy in the movie...

[wite flite]

i tend to always clench my fists while playing soccer
i often do things that i have no idea wtf to do but some how pwn everybody else
some days im very shy, others im so outgoing and annoying that i drive people away, they come back the next day
boba has tough me to walk up hills backward and i want have it any other way now
on socom i always drain 1 full clip then reload over and over till i get in posistion
im said to be one of the most impatient people ever
im a pyro-maniac and have had classes to help with it
i cant go any where quiet and at home im always blasting music till my mom screams
this has become more of a bad things about u thread rather then a make people say wtf are u doing thread

[Swiss Miss]

The following are certain things I do on occasion that make people say WTF are you doing?:

• I make it a point to say "grossssss" everytime my boyfriend burps out loud. It makes me feel super girly and lets him know he's grosssss when he burps so loud.
  
  When I sleep, I don't like being on the side of the bed that's closest to the door. It makes me nervous. If possible, I like the bed to be far from the door.
  
  Also when I sleep, I like for my covers to usually be on half of my body (covering completely one leg, but not the other).
  
  Super chewy candy (like Sweedish Fish) make me panic if I eat them unkowingly because I feel like I'm gonna chew forever and they stick to my back teeth.
  
  I don't like shorts. I live in Florida and on the hottest days of the summer I will wear jeans. I guess I don't like pants variations.

[Big Red 11]

I use q-tips obsessively. I will clean my ears really deep, i've touched my drum a few times, almost every day...mainly because it just feels reeeallllyyy good. Like the feeling you get from scratching a good itch.