
The sight of belly buttons makes my gag reflex start going, even my own.

The stripes on any straw I use have to be perfectly aligned with the slits (+) in the plastic lid.

When I walk my wallet has to be in my right back pocket, but when I sit I switch it to my left.

When I walk past people I don't know I hold my breath so that I can't breathe in their carbon dioxide that they exhale.

Before I shower I have to scratch my balls for a minimum of 10 minutes before entering, while the water runs.

I am afraid of Lime Green Jell-O.