| Well you air force boys can fly and maintain your decades old, rickety ragged assed little airplanes all you want, but I ain't never gonna fly no airplane, no way no how... hell, only thing dumber is to be a para, fly in rickety old airplanes and get your *** shot off
Which I... umm... yeah... hehehe I love my life, evey ear splitting second, especially when inside a 30 year old C-130 where the sound is unbearable and even the most basic survivability measures aren't taken... ****ing twats in the RAF | 
