Socom-2.com Christmas list

[Boba.Fatt]

I know not everybody recognizes Christmas but I thought it would be cool to start up a fictional list of what we would want from Santa in regards to this forum. I'll start off.

Dear Santa,

Could you please stop that damn "this is fun do it" thread. I've been good all year and it bothers me that something so silly like that can last this long while hundreds of threads with great promise just die off. Of course I like silly as much as the next person, but that thread is annoying. In my mind, it sends a message that short posts that require little thought are widely accepted here and that is the wrong message to send to the young people who post.

Thanks,
Boba



NOTE - This is intended to be a fun thread. Nothing should be taken seriously (unless of course it makes sense)

[Angus]

Dear Santa,

Make GTno A!m come back please he was awesome!

-Angus

[Unwritten Law]

Dear Santa,

Please lert people realize there is a search button at the top of the page and that they use it before making general threads. Also could you make a video with the fat kid in boba's avator fall over for spinning around do fast.

-Night

[xa]

Dear Santa Claus,

Please erase the first 59(at least) pages of the "this is fun do it" thread. It puts way too much stress on the MySQL server, and knowing windows made products it may brake at any moment. Also Santa, take the M14, SR-25/sd, 9mm Sub, F90, M60E3/63A, M4A1/sd, 552/sd, Ak/s-47/74/105, IW-80, STG-77, M80's, M40s, SASR, HK5K, HK5/SD, Pump Shotties, M3 12 Gauge, M16A2, all pistols, and any other guns I may have forgotten out of SOCOM II: US NAVY SEALS, they are all n00bie cannons and make me die! I'm gonna cry if you don't! Please I wish to have some sort of community to walk around in too, where you cannot shoot people(with flowers) also, I want SOCOM II on XBOX! I want everything for myself, some chips, and soda too. Santa, I want you to teach me to glitch since I suck so bad. I also want you to teach me to constantly whine about the M4A1 and IW-80, also I want you to turn me into a virgin craxx0r so I can pwnxx0rs IDOT.
seriously,
Joe

[Angus]

Dear Big fat red guy,

Please let everyone on this forum be nicer to n00bies that dont use the forums. WE are just chasing away mroe members.

[ephremt.r.r.]

Dear Santa,

could you please take all the glitchers and all the cheaters, and with a big "HO HO HO", could you make them all......

















...BURN IN HELL!!!!!

[RadioactiveMan]

Dear Santa,

Give people the wisdom to use the search button, and give me the duct tape required to shut up thousands of stupid, whiney SOCOM players. And burn a few XBOXes for me, eh!

-RadioactiveMan

All of this talk of Santa reminds me of a certain Futurama episode. Sants fires a large rocket at Lila, Fry, and Bender. They run into an elevator and the rocket gets stuck in the doorway. They all run out of the elevator at the next stop, but Lila is carrying the warhead from the rocket. After a few steps, she stops and says "Wait, this is what we're running from!"

Later in the same episode, the same group is being escorted through a jail when a robot inmate ask Bender (on his way to be executed) to tell the Robot Devil that he is on his way. Bender agrees and takes a few more steps. He stops at the next cell- housing the Robot Devil. "That guy says-" Bender starts. Then the Robot Devil rudely interrupts, "I heard him!"

[Adema]

Dear jolly old fat guy who breaks into my house once a year,

I would be filled with upmost pleasure if you would please be so kind to make sure that all posts that I make would add steadily to my tiniest of savings account.

Also I would like it if that butch of a woman that appears in the advertising banner would either lose some testotrone or come over and show me a good time.

Long time believer,

Sam

[OTTER]

Dear Santa:

I was wondering if you could be a sport and do a list of things for your dearest Otter:


Make SEARCH!! appear on their screen everytime someone makes a thread that should've been searched
Clean up the mod team a little, some of them hardly do much at all (so it seems from my standpoint)
Make DaKilla post a legit pic of himself, that is unless of course, you like naked men
Bring back some of the most amazing people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting online: Soggwolf and MrRob, both will be dearly missed.
Ban Wand3rer

[MajicBox]

Dear Santa,
I would like:
To be literate,
to be grammatically correct,
and have common sense so I can post on this forum!

It would certainly be a gift to ALL forum members thus qualifying for the "in regards to this forum" rule that Boba mentioned in his first post (that I read oh-so thoroughly).



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