I lost big time on the M&Ms one. I'm still tearing up from it. I'm uploading my full and updated /b/ folder to my photobucket. So you're guaranteed some lulz.
Thank you for blessing us football fans that cheer for teams with human quarterbacks the opportunity to actually have something other than Tom Brady to talk about for the next 17 weeks of our lives. It is such a thoughtful thing for you to remove Tom Brady from the equation and give some lucky team the chance to go to the Super Bowl not being the underdog.