Yeah... wow. Not the first message I've heard with such an air of douchbaggery. But this for sure takes the cake. I would DEFINITELY give this guy a call though, like at 3:01 (or a minute past whatever that time limit was)... just to mess with him and his douchbaggery. I would tell him how much I was into him and how perfect I was too... but then apologize I missed the deadline.
What a sad sack. Probably has a small wiener, too. He didn't mention his size on the message. That tells me something, because most guys do. Speaking of which, I've been really getting along well with mister 6.75" lately.