Funny / Unique Bumper Stickers

[Cylon]

While I was driving to work the other day I came across a couple of bumper stickers that gave a bit of laugh, and was wondering what are the funniest bumper stickers you have seen?

Here's a couple that I've seen just in the past couple of days:

"My child can beat up your honor student." (In response to all those "My student is a member of the _______ School Honor Society."

"If you're following me, then you're lost too!"

"I heard about the dangers of drinking beer, so I gave up reading."

"Horn broken - watch for finger." (A classic)

"Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that."

This one goes well with the current state of affairs:

"Empty all of the prisons. Make room for Congress!"

So what are some funny or unique bumper stickers that you have seen?

[D.LEE]

I like that first one you posted, I've seen Boy Scout or Eagle Scout as well.

[-Irish.Kin-]

One of my friends mom has a bunch of anti-Bush bumper stickers, but the one that I like is

"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot"

[D.LEE]

Originally Posted by -Irish.Kin-

One of my friends mom has a bunch of anti-Bush bumper stickers, but the one that I like is

"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot"

Ah Yea I love that one.

[OME6A]

Every once in a while I get stuck behind this white car on my way home, and it's got a sticker that says "Republicans for Voldemort".

[Workman23]

I saw one that said, "I suffer from CRS disease... Can't Remember ****"

[E. Writer]

(if you don't get it, get off the internet immediately)

[bigmike8119]

Originally Posted by E. Writer

(if you don't get it, get off the internet immediately)

I make stuff like this, I'm got some funny ones on my site, but most of those are Firefighter related. I can make a custom Omega>E.Writer bumper stickers...

Omega you need to get some Sevens decals made up to sell on your site...

[runmofo]

I brake for no apparent reason.

I always liked that one.

[Magnum Force]

I have one that's kinda funny, but more unique.

"Drum machines have no soul. -Fight for the humanization of music-"

I get a good little chuckle out of it... probably because I'm a drummer.