Funny stuff people say to you in an online game?

King Ein · 06-23-2008

Me? I was playing Dead Or Alive 4 and in a tag team match, some guy made fun of my gamertag calling me drawswithp**** and recently I was playing as Ein and some guy said my character "looks like Johnny Cash on steroids."

bigmike8119 · 06-23-2008

Moved to the proper location.

E. Writer · 06-23-2008

NO ONE can top the funnies that me and my peoples come up with.

One time I was playing with a Jewish fella(Wabba), quoting Borat, and almost like it was scripted I said "This will protect me from Jew?" and he immediately sniped me.

There are bazillions of others, but I don't feel like telling any more.

RL Link · 06-24-2008

Well. XD On Mario Kart Wii you have automatic sayings. My friend Imprezive said "Any suggestions?" Then Metal and I went back and forth saying "Balloon Battle!" "VS Race!"
It was funny because the Mii's started to raise their arms up like they were screaming. I couldn't stop laughing at that. Almost died. xD

Then there's on a MMO called Runescape(3 years ago). Friends and I used to have a long line and we'd walk around. The person in the back would always say "*tear tear*". Ha ha ha.

I have a lot more. I find really weird and random things funny. :P So you might think mine aren't funny at all.

kevinXcore · 06-24-2008

2 years ago on S3, someone totally raped some guy in Suppression no respawn. He was like, "I just ate that ***** for breakfast!" Then one of my clan mates responded, "I eat cereal."

I was playing COD4 with Scuba Steve a few months ago, and he was shouting at his room mate telling him how to wash clothes. "NO YOU ****ING RETARD YOU PUT IN THE CLOTHES THEN THE DETERGENT THEN THE WATER NOT WATER CLOTHES DETERGENT I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP TALKING GO DIE"

Something along those lines.

Also, on COD4 a while back, someone was replacing random words in their sentence with "N****r". It was blatantly racist, but hilarious. "Oh ****ing A, look at that ****** copter. Does anyone have a RP******?"

.Nameless. · 06-24-2008

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Originally Posted by kevinXcore

2 years ago on S3, someone totally raped some guy in Suppression no respawn. He was like, "I just ate that ***** for breakfast!" Then one of my clan mates responded, "I eat cereal."

I was playing COD4 with Scuba Steve a few months ago, and he was shouting at his room mate telling him how to wash clothes. "NO YOU ****ING RETARD YOU PUT IN THE CLOTHES THEN THE DETERGENT THEN THE WATER NOT WATER CLOTHES DETERGENT I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP TALKING GO DIE"

Something along those lines.

Also, on COD4 a while back, someone was replacing random words in their sentence with "N****r". It was blatantly racist, but hilarious. "Oh ****ing A, look at that ****** copter. Does anyone have a RP******?"

Epic. Just epic. The funniest thing I've heard was on SOCOM 2. It was at the map with the underground Terrorist base on a hill (you blow up drugs). There was a guy named Turtle on my team with one of his friends. One time he died, his friend went, "Turtle! NOOOOOOOOO!" I know, it's not that funny to read, but if you had heard how the kid sounded, you would have laughed. He sort of sounded like slightly deep-voiced special kid who's favorite cartoon hero gets "killed".

MenstrualGravy · 06-24-2008

About three years ago I was playing Halo 2 against i am assuming some pretty young kids. It was one flag capture the flag on Burial Mounds. We were in defense and I was at there spawn point spawn camping on them. I know spawn camping is lame. This kid was getting so mad at me he told me he was calling 911 and turning me in for being mean. Man I hope I dont have a warrant.

PipeBombGK1 · 06-29-2008

I haven't heard much when it comes to funny stuff online, most of the stuff I hear is sort of ignorant, or they are trying too hard.

But this one time on COD 4 my buddies and I just got raped by these four year olds pretty badly, so there was some **** talking and such. One of the kids said how ugly someone is, so my friend said back "Dude your face looks like Rosie O'Donnel's ***." The room went silent for a second and then hysterical laughter went on for over a minute.

Another time this kid was just playing like utter **** in Socom CA respawn. He had died nearly 80 times and had only two kills. He was really playing too, so one of my clanmates said to him "You remind me of a kid with CP (Cerebral Palsy) and a broken ****, do us all a favor and just run into a knife and kill yourself." The kid left right after my clanmate Kilobaked said that.

Probably some of the funnier **** I have ever heard online.

The mOBSCENE · 06-30-2008

I always get a kick out of it when 15 year old wanna be bad asses start talking trash and the best they can come up with are things like "you're a 40 year old virgin with no life that's why you play video games!" and things similar to this. Apparently dumb ass kids these days forget to realize that majority of the video game community is made for adults and not kids anymore but they don't care, as long as they look e-cool in front of their e-friends it's all good.

For anyone who hasn't played online with me, I have a lot of bass in my voice and the mic pics it up and makes me either sound like an old man or an old black man which I am neither.

E. Writer · 06-30-2008

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Originally Posted by The mOBSCENE

For anyone who hasn't played online with me, I have a lot of bass in my voice and the mic pics it up and makes me either sound like an old man or an old black man which I am neither.

So ****in' true. You're like Barry White x5