Funny stuff people say to you in an online game?

-paT_BiZzL3- · 06-30-2008

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Originally Posted by kevinXcore

2 years ago on S3, someone totally raped some guy in Suppression no respawn. He was like, "I just ate that ***** for breakfast!" Then one of my clan mates responded, "I eat cereal."

I was playing COD4 with Scuba Steve a few months ago, and he was shouting at his room mate telling him how to wash clothes. "NO YOU ****ING RETARD YOU PUT IN THE CLOTHES THEN THE DETERGENT THEN THE WATER NOT WATER CLOTHES DETERGENT I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP TALKING GO DIE"

Something along those lines.

Also, on COD4 a while back, someone was replacing random words in their sentence with "N****r". It was blatantly racist, but hilarious. "Oh ****ing A, look at that ****** copter. Does anyone have a RP******?"

O so me saying "Take the shot" over and over in a disturbing voice wasn't funny? Well Fine.

Btw, I laughed so hard reading about what Scuba said, because I actually imagined him saying that.

dark_mullet · 06-30-2008

I was playing 360 at a friend's house and playing Halo 3 online. There was this girl named HottyWithAShotty (not sure if that's the actual name).

Some guy went "I bet hottywithashotty is a fat b*tch! Hey fat b*tch, you want some cake? Want some cake fat b*tch?" He just kept asking that for like two minutes.

She finally goes "No I don't want any cake!"

He WITHOUT EVEN PAUSING "That's because fat b*tch wants some strudel! Want some strudel fat b*tch?"

I could not stop laughing.

E. Writer · 06-30-2008

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Originally Posted by dark_mullet

I was playing 360 at a friend's house and playing Halo 3 online. There was this girl named HottyWithAShotty (not sure if that's the actual name).

Some guy went "I bet hottywithashotty is a fat b*tch! Hey fat b*tch, you want some cake? Want some cake fat b*tch?" He just kept asking that for like two minutes.

She finally goes "No I don't want any cake!"

He WITHOUT EVEN PAUSING "That's because fat b*tch wants some strudel! Want some strudel fat b*tch?"

I could not stop laughing.

Dude, how long ago was that? I swear to Allah that **** happened to me.

kevinXcore · 07-01-2008

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Originally Posted by -paT_BiZzL3-

O so me saying "Take the shot" over and over in a disturbing voice wasn't funny? Well Fine.

Btw, I laughed so hard reading about what Scuba said, because I actually imagined him saying that.

I remember playing with like 10 other guys from VGF and someone was saying TAKE THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT over and over the entire game. But I didn't get it. I figured it was some joke I missed. And besides, you're dead to me because you got rid of your PS3. <3

Also, back when there was that emo/goth thread like 6 months ago that got all the flamers, I was playing COD4 with sublime and someone else from VGF. And We were talking about the emo thread. And sublime was just like "Mood... apathetic..." and whoever the other guy was went on his computer and blared the "I Must Be Emo" song.

-paT_BiZzL3- · 07-01-2008

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Originally Posted by kevinXcore

I remember playing with like 10 other guys from VGF and someone was saying TAKE THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT over and over the entire game. But I didn't get it. I figured it was some joke I missed. And besides, you're dead to me because you got rid of your PS3. <3

Also, back when there was that emo/goth thread like 6 months ago that got all the flamers, I was playing COD4 with sublime and someone else from VGF. And We were talking about the emo thread. And sublime was just like "Mood... apathetic..." and whoever the other guy was went on his computer and blared the "I Must Be Emo" song.

Don't worry, I'll be getting a new one this weekend. Noobface.

Subject 17 · 07-01-2008

I think I met a guy with turrets once in RSV2. He talked in the classic turrets/mentally challenged voice and swore all the time. I was trying to be nice to him the entire time, but he was just asking such stupid questions, and always going on about what gun was the best. Eventually he started talking about how he wanted to **** Hanna Montana and I was like "Dude, she's a bit young..." and he said "SHAD UP! SHE IS NOT! WHAT IS SHE, LIKE 16" and i'm like "Probably. How old are you again?" And he said "I'M 22", all in that weird calm yell voice of his. Anyway, we went on about hanna montana for a few minutes, with me trying to discourage his pedophilia. Was one of the better conversations I've had. Also, back in RSV1, this guy would, in the most annoying voice possible, sing "chicka chicka woo-woo!". Eventually this happened: " Cheeka chicka woo-woo! Chicka chicka wee-woo! Hey e_town! Etown!..(me) Yeah? (him) E-town! (me) YES? (him) Your mother sucks my cawk. Chicka Chicka woo woo! Chicka Chicka woo woo cheeka cheeka..." Totally out of no where. I was with my friend and we were both like "what the **** was that?" for the next few minutes.

In socom 2, there are too many to count. Highlights include how, after some rapper died, all the ensign briefing rooms were filled with talk about how he died. You couldn't get a word in edgewise. Like, as a typical convo: "Guys, there are a bunch of seals rushing right this round, need help" "Shut up etown, we're talking here! Anyway, I heard they found some crack in his stomach" "They're going for a quickplant!" "SHUT UP! Anyway, I heard it wasn't the crack that killed him, he was just smoking some when he got shot" "IT'S THE LAST ROUND. NEED BACKUP, I'M GOING TO DIE SOON" "***** I SAID SHUT THE **** UP! I WILL ****ING MERK YOU SON! Anyway, my ***** dre said that.."
Other highlights include how this guy was giving me **** for being an ensign and threatening to kill me once in US EAST, and from then on i just said **** it and killed him, going on to get a 4 kill streak, and totally murdering him every round, as he pulled out bigger and better guns from his arsenal (eventually he got to the M3), even though he spawned behind me. Eventually I was voted. There was also the time I was playing with a guy called yepper scrotch, who was one of the funniest people I have ever met. Drunk as all hell, until he ran out of rum and asked us if it was safe to drink rubbing alcohol. In spite of our protests, he said he drank a bottle anyway, and for the next hour he started acting progressively sicker. Later on that night though he came clean and said he didn't actually do it. And then there was the time my clan was talking about the horse sex video on kazaa, the time when my clan started hitting on a girl who admitted she was like 11, the mic sex between my friends gluadian and sexy peaches (gluadian-I'm taking off my SOCKS right now, do you like that? Yeah you like that, don't you *****? her- If you call me a ***** again I swear I'ma kill ya'll.), the eventual elections that came around, the massive teamkilling sprees, rushing the middle with model 18's, mass suicide, defending the spawn with rockets, machine guns, and mines, holding the bomb in the spawn point and pwning everyone, "SOCOM SEX", teabagging, real clan wars (not matches, but WARS, where rival clans who frequently played in the same rooms would just teamkill and trash talk each other for the entirety of the match for months on end), telling noobs they had to shoot the bomb on the bridge while you blew it in their faces, kamakazi attacks, and so much more. Man, socom 2 was ****ing awesome.

Oh yeah: Plan 619 with red, in addition to a whole shitload of other randomly named "plans" where it usually consisted of us running around in an elaborate path for the duration of the match while the enemies tried to catch us, until we deviated from the path for a second to murder them before continuing on our merry way.