Carpet or laminate?

[Blargian Toast]

10 squid mate. i'll carry the carpet up the apples and pears my china plate and we'll fit it for you. Any chance of a cuppa mucca?

[Blargian Toast]

Originally Posted by Blargian Toast

10 squid mate. i'll carry the carpet up the apples and pears my china plate and we'll fit it for you. Any chance of a cuppa mucca?

That will be ten pounds please. I shall carry the carpet up the stairs my friend and we shall fit it for you. Is there any chance of a cup of tea please good sir?

[BoyEngland]

Originally Posted by Blargian Toast

That will be ten pounds please. I shall carry the carpet up the stairs my friend and we shall fit it for you. Is there any chance of a cup of tea please good sir?

Haha that's great. Even better is the fact I knew what it meant, I feel so dumb when it comes to rhyming slang usually.

I think the shop was called Carpet Right, something like that.

[Blargian Toast]

Yeah I've had a look in there. Instead of finding a decent carpet I discovered my new calling. A carpet salesman....

I think I'd kill myself...

[BoyEngland]

It was actually Allied Carpets we used, went past it today.

I could never work in a carpet place, the smell gives me an instant headache.