Girlfriend dumped me..

[.writer]

Originally Posted by sublime8022

I can't really read that lol but NO MYSPACE. lol. Wasn't there a girl who sold her self on eBay or something? I'm not going to buy one but since you guys are talking about craigslist and myspace. Any other ideas? My dad keeps saying go to the park with the dog.. At first I was like yea that's a great idea but then thought about it.. how many girls go to the park that are my age?

Go to a store/mall, find a chick with a drink, "accidentally" bump into her making her spill her drink, offer to buy another and then start a convo --

You; "Oh, Im sorry, I didn't mean to do that, let me buy you another" Her; "Ok!" You; "Im really sorry about that, yadd yadda, my names *insert name here*, what's yours?"


It's worked for me 4 times and Ive seen it done plenty more. Good luck.

[sublime8022]

I live on long island about 40 mins away from city (by train). Also assassin I hate bars with a passion and too I just moved here all my friends live far away so I don't have a group of guy friends to chill with yet. I just moved here got a job at NYCB (Roslyn) Bank. I get a hole 4 customers a day that are 70 years old.. and the past month I was just traveling to see my gf. I guess bar is like the only place though??

EDIT: LMAO to last 3 posts lmao.. Im going to the mall in an hour to get some suites for work maybe I will try it.. I better not get slapped lmfao

[ASSASSIN00]

haha please dont try that. That will make u look so lame lol

[ASSASSIN00]

spilling a drink on a girl will make her pissed off lol

[sublime8022]

Ok will I wont spill it on her, just like make it fall so you can get her a new one.

[ASSASSIN00]

ha well i guess its worth a shot.. let us know how that goes

[OME6A]

You're only 18, so you're not going to have a lot of luck in bars.

Since you don't have a lot of interaction with people in your age group, you're going to have a hard time at it.

Best bet is to make some friends, start hanging out with people. Once you've got a small network going you probably won't have much trouble meeting girls.

Try going to a gym too. The fattie factor should be relatively low there.

[NUN-PUNCHER]

What he needs to do is ditch the Bank job and work at a popular restaurant, where sex is as common as a cold. You get the best of both worlds with a constant rotating door of female employees while also having females coming in to dine that you can charm their pants off. Easy access to parties.

[OME6A]

Yeah, good point. Start waiting some tables at a restaurant. Keep the daytime bank gig if you have to, which should'nt matter since it sounds like you have no friends there.

Genius Nun, pure genius.

[NUN-PUNCHER]

Originally Posted by OME6A

Yeah, good point. Start waiting some tables at a restaurant. Keep the daytime bank gig if you have to, which should'nt matter since it sounds like you have no friends there.

Genius Nun, pure genius.

Thanks.

Good point also. You do want to wait on tables or maybe host if you got the looks for it. Stay off of the line and out of the dish-pit. The Bank Job reference would be golden for showing that your responsible with handling cash.