Usually I just catch a glimpse of the Orlando Sentinel as I walk to lunch. I don't know why I don't pick it up, its free after all.
I'm pretty sure I will start picking that damn thing up soon though. I'm filing a complaint against my 6th period teacher on behalf of another teacher, so I will need something to read as I fail 6th period.
My Aunt in England usually reads the obituaries (death listings) because I don't talk to my Dad's side of the family so my Dad could be dead right now and I wouldn't know if it wasn't for her.
The main reason I don't read it is its not really "in fashion" anymore. Some people (like me) would rather see their ISP's homepage if any and see the headlines, and follow them up if they seem interesting. Basically, laziness.