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Originally Posted by PuNxCiCiDE4550
lol funniest thing.
This kid...complete stoner. Dreadlocks and ****, but hes really small k. and white. Started asking the school cop questions about his gun, "what kind, how many bullets in a clip, how much does it weigh, etc etc" Somehow he got to the question "If I grabbed your gun would you be able to stop me before I shoot someone?" The cop like really slowly started moving his hand to cover his gun and like a shakily voice said "you wouldnt make it that far" but then like out of nowhere the wrestling coach, also the dean, tackles the stoner kid pretty much. Like no exaggeration he knocked his *** to the ground and the cop arrested him. I havent seen him since :(
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That's one of the best stories Ive heard in my life. Its just something you would see on TV or some crap.
I do know a kid who matches the same description though. He once got arrested for carrying a knife to school that was 1 inch over the legal size, haven't seen him since either.
In my criminal justice class a couple weeks ago, something hilarious happened:
As a note, all we do in that class is watch Prison Break, we have watched every episode ever made, including the bonus parts.
One day the teacher decided we were actually going to read the book as a class, so this one guy was sat in the middle of the room. The teacher asked him to move to a desk, and read the book. The question the teacher asked us before all this started was "should everyone have a gun?"
Kid - "**** you! You got a damn attitude with me!"
Teacher - "I have an attitude?"
Kid - "Shut the **** up!"
Teacher - "Me shut the **** up?! Lets go outside and you can make me shut the **** up!"
They both went outside, and the kid was mouthing away while the teacher was stood waiting for a swing.
The funny part? My teacher is an ex-boxer with a golden glove and everything, I was just waiting for the kid to get killed. On the way back into the class, the teacher goes, "so, now do you think everyone should have a gun?" Everyone cracked up, and went about "learning".
I love my criminal justice class.