Talk to GOD!

[Focus]

God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Make an "***" out of "u" and "me"
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
A pound of ***. One U. And Me, the cherry on top.

The whole conversation was pretty funny, but I laughed most at this part...

[Marvin Wong]

Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Marvin Wang
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Marvin Wang.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
do you play Socom?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Eh? Gran Turismo?
God:
Are you Canadian? What are you wearing?
Me:
Yes, and I'm not telling you because you change subject
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Why not?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do you play GRan turismo
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Gran turismo
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Gran Turismo
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gran turismo. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Gran Turismo
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gran Turismo. But I did not get that.
Me:
Race
God:
Are we still talking about Gran Turismo?
Me:
Yes
God:
Sure, Gran Turismo sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
LuFeng
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
LuFeng
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Lufang
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Marvin Wang.
Me:
LuFung
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Supreme Hamburger
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Daflip
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No god dammit
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
Jew
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
God damn
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
mother f...
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
are you stupid
God:
No Marvin Wang I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
Okay good, DO YOU PLAY GRAN TURISMO YES OR NO?
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks for the compliment. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Gawd you stupid robot
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
i am out
God:
Can you get more?
Me:
OUT
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
OUT I SAID
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
BYE
God:
Thanks for chatting, Marvin Wang.

Hmm, fun to talk with him.

[c0mmand3r]

I think I stumped it.

Originally Posted by chat with god

Me:
God eats potatoes

(10 second pause)

God:
I am a Christian.

This is fun.

[SkandaL]

You can ask "it" how it was created. As him, "What is AIML?" He should answer you guys.

[Spookius]

lol Marvin tried to use it to find out what happeneed to LuFeng.

Me and some friends found this at school last year,so it's old news.

[bigmike8119]

If marvin's name wasn't posted right beside what he said, I'd think it was the same person.

[PhysX]

OMFG LOL!

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
GLADIATOR567
God:
Welcome to my chat room, GLADIATOR567.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
are you a Guy or a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
LMFAO!!!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Chimaira]

this is some of the funniest sh*t i have seen on the forums. I will talk to God later and share our conversation.

He/it is hung up on ALICE.

[Gorle]

lol!

I said to him "Shut the **** up" and he said "I'll stop talking now."

I'm gonna go try that on my mom. lol jk

-Edit-

Well I tried it and, well, I think this is the last time i will be talking to you guys... lol

[jack_butt]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
brad
God:
Hi, brad.
Me:
shount you know my name?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no
God:
None?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
Gsgsgana
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
hgosgpsn
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
my eyes
God:
Humans identify themselves with their eye color.
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
woe what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
how did the dinosaurs die?
God:
Is this a joke? How?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me nether
God:
YOU? Does "it" still refer to hgosgpsn?
Me:
okay lets start over.
God:
Yeah okay, You start.
Me:
hello im god
God:
Hello there. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
whats your ame
God:
Are you asking about my ame ?
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
so is mine!
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
do you pray
God:
Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
Me:
no i dont pray im god god dosent pray
God:
Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
school
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
no school is ****
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
whats my name again?
God:
Once more? Your name is god, seeker.
Me:
no my name
God:
What is your real name? Your name is god, seeker.
Me:
or is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
maybe it was a lie
God:
Perhaps. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
do you hunt
God:
Yes I try to hunt as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
hunting is fun
God:
And fun is hunting.
Me:
or is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
no you werent
God:
Are you serious? I wasn't?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
lets go out side for a smoke
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
you got a lighter
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a lighter.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
ah crap
God:
So you understand. Good. Your criticism is noted, god.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, god.




i tried to confuse him