Weird things pedestrians say...

[BoyEngland]

Even for a R* game, there are a lot of verbal references to ****.

I once heard a cop shout, "running is a felony.... I will shoot your **** off!".

Then yesterday, I heard a regular pedestrian say, "I will rip your **** off!"

Both were very funny because they were totally random.

[Godmoney]

I was being chased on foot by a chubby cop with a mustache, and he said in a really gay sounding voice, "I got a bullet with your name on it, *****!"

It's not necessarily strange, but it sounds funny the way he says it.

[Pancho Lefty]

There are plenty of goodies that come out when you are driving horrendously.

"OH for ****'S sake!"

and the all too famous : "Cheesy Vagina's!"

[Godmoney]

Alright, if you go to Middle Park, and walk around bumping into people you'll eventually find what looks like a homeless man wearing ****** clothes and a pot on his head. If you bump into him, he'll scream, "I don't have any bannanas!".

[BoyEngland]

Originally Posted by Godmoney

Alright, if you go to Middle Park, and walk around bumping into people you'll eventually find what looks like a homeless man wearing ****** clothes and a pot on his head. If you bump into him, he'll scream, "I don't have any bannanas!".

I thought I heard something about bananas on the game but wasn't sure my sanity was stable enough to believe it. My cousin constantly talks about bananas and a local city named 'Barnsley'. Very random!


The minivan on the game does look a lot by the Chrysler minivan, but they have only recently been introduced here so I doubt it would have been used as a comparison. If anything, they would have said the Citroen Xara Picasso (we own one) or a newer Vauxhall Zafira.

A lot of the comparison seem pretty accurate, but the guy in the house opposite to mine owns a Mercedes (can't remember which model) and it looks a lot like the Intruder on the game.

[ODIN]

I was standing near a hot dog vendor and a guy came up and asked if they could put some special sauce on it and said I love when it hits my face or something to that effect.

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I picked up a hooker who said I love that cologne you're wearing, it smells like big ****. I couldn't help but laugh.
Acouple times when I was in Bohan someone would randomly yell EAT MY TAINT!

[Negative Creep]

There's a group of bikers that hang out in front of one of the Burger Shots in Algonquin that say some pretty funny stuff... I'll have to write a few of their lines down, so I can share them with the rest of you.

[BoyEngland]

I don't know if this is right, but I am pretty sure some pedestrians say, "Cleveland Dog Balloons".

Could just be mishearing it badly, but it's funny.

[Wabba]

"As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit."

[E. Writer]

Originally Posted by Wabba

"As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit."

Wabba, I feel like total ****. But reading that made me feel a little better.

Thank you, sir.