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i thoght this was funny and thought i would share
>>A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without
water.
>>His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
>>certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an
>>object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
>>
>>He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
>>looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
>>this is no ordinary genie.
>>
>>She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
>>dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked
>>behind one ear.
>>
>>"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work.
>>You have three wishes."
>>"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going
>>to trust an IRS auditor genie."
>>
>>"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
>>like you're a goner anyway!"
>>The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
>>right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
>>drink."
>>***POOF***
>>The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
>>And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
>>"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
>>
>>"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
>>***POOF***
>>The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
>>gold coins and precious gems.
>>"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
>>one!"
>>
>>After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter
>>where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
>>*** POOF***
>>
>>He is turned into a tampon.
>>The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's
>>going to be a string attached.
>>
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