Socom "Yo Momma Jokes"

Tenkay10k · 08-08-2005

I am relatively new to these boards, so I don't know if this has been done yet. If it has, please don't flame, just kindly tell me so .

Anyways, wouldn't be fun if we had a thread completely for Socom jokes? Heh, well I do. Here's a few to start it off-

"Yo momma is so fat that when I popped her with a DE.50, it made a bullet hole the size of her belly-button."

"Yo momma so fat that when I shot an RPG at her, she caught it in her blubber and ate it."

"Yo momma so poor that she can barely afford to live in the outhouse on Blizzard."

Remember guys, please keep it clean! (And enjoy!)

Negative Creep · 08-09-2005

I had no idea that "your momma" jokes were trendy once again...

:?

NJD4 BamF · 08-09-2005

They've been out for so long that they'll never be back "In"

discombobulate · 08-09-2005

I prefer Teknic's "Your mother" jokes to any Yo Momma stuff. For some reason, his make me laugh sometimes.

~DaFlip~ · 08-09-2005

socom mom jokes are gay. its also just gay when someone says "oh yea layed out your mom" i think thats gay and imature for some 20 year olds

Tenkay10k · 08-09-2005

Wow, thanks for spamming and being REALLY rude. I didn't ask for your opinion on the thread :?

YoursTruly · 08-09-2005

I don't tell "yo mamma" jokes anymore. It's uncomfortable when you find out the person you said it to's mother is dead.

RadioactiveMan · 08-09-2005

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Originally Posted by $ilent $niper.

They've been out for so long that they'll never be back "In"

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please don't flame me.

It depends on the situation as to wether they're funny or not. Most people tell them because they're *******s, but Teknic tells them because he is our *******, so it's funny.

Mr~Pan · 08-09-2005

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Originally Posted by ~DaFlip~

socom mom jokes are gay. its also just gay when someone says "oh yea layed out your mom" i think thats gay and imature for some 20 year olds

What is it with people manly little annoying kids calling every fricken thing they don't like gay. Calling everything gay is as old as your momma jokes and just as imature and annoying.

~DaFlip~ · 08-09-2005

no i am saying is that yo momma joes are imature and stupid. plus whne a 20 year old just walks right up and says "hey i ****ed you mom" thats stupid.