Alone in the Dark II
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07-11-2007
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Alone in the Dark II
Get to ready to um, cry. This news was recently posted:
Bloody-Disgusting was scooped this evening that Rick Yune (Fast and the Furious, Die Another Day), Lance Hendriksen (Pumpkinhead, Aliens) and Ralf Moeller (Far Cry, Postal, Seed) have all been cast in Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark 2, the sequel to the theatrical flop from last year, which is going straight to video. We're also told the film will involve a group of "witch hunters" tracking down a witch named Elisabeth Dexter. The film begins shooting August 6 in LA and NY. So tell me, how excited are you?!
After the disappointing Slater/Reid original, do not expect this to be better. If anything, it can only be worse.
Why are they using a Chinese guy to play Carnby? In the games, Carnby is depicted as a seriously bitter American type with no regard for anything besides solving a case, ala Fox Mulder. So this "Rick Yune" guy is so gonna look miscast here.
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07-11-2007
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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No offense man, but this kind of seems like one of those things that no one really gives a **** about.
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07-11-2007
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Boston area, MA
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Wtf is Alone in the Dark?
three
eight.
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07-12-2007
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Originally Posted by SlasherMovieGuy
No offense man, but this kind of seems like one of those things that no one really gives a **** about.
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We don't bother questioning some of his unusual topics. Grace is our resident eccentric, in case you didn't know.
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07-12-2007
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I suspect Grace is a 112 year old man operating from a recycled Commodore Vic 20 in some small room in a Fortune Cookie Factory.
Uwe Boll is the new Ed Wood of this Century. His movies are all terrible for the most part. He's mostly been focusing on Video Game Movies which are doomed from the start anyway.
Alone in the Dark was so laughably bad, it baffles me as too why someone would actually fund a sequel let alone even go see it.
Last edited by NUN-PUNCHER; 07-12-2007 at 10:59 AM.
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07-12-2007
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Originally Posted by ODIN-027
We don't bother questioning some of his unusual topics. Grace is our resident eccentric, in case you didn't know.
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Understood, but a discussion about a sequel to Tara Reid horror movie deserves no attention.
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07-12-2007
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ft Story Va, originally from NY
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I had no clue what Alone in the Dark was, so I googled it and looked at some picture, and now I know where Grace got his/her name and pictures from :)
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07-17-2007
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dansdarkside
I had no clue what Alone in the Dark was, so I googled it and looked at some picture, and now I know where Grace got his/her name and pictures from :)
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I made that page. 
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