Hitman: The Movie

[Z3CH]

Originally Posted by OME6A

Eh, all the trailer does is remind me of the Tomb Raider movie. Not sure why, but it just does. Timothy Olyphant is playing 47, the same guy that was the douche-y main bad guy in Die-Hard 4.

Poor choice if you ask me.

My verdict: save your money and go rent the best assassin movie ever, The Professional.

I was watching some time over the summer when I was really sick and I lost interest VERY fast. I stuck it through for like an hour and then said **** it.

But anyway I have some sort of feeling Hitman will turn out bad but I still like the idea and am excited to see it.

[Irish Kin]

This movie finally comes out Wednesday. I'll probably go see it Friday.

[Wabba]

Wednesday is the day after I come home from college, so ill most likely be going that night.

[Z3CH]

Oh **** wednesday!!! I gotta see American Gangster soon and then I'll be all over Hitman. I'm pretty excited for this movie, although I just have that feeling that it'll be another video game movie gone bad.

[NUN-PUNCHER]

Any and all Video Game Movies are on double secret probation right from the get-go with me. IDK maybe that I've never played the game before I might like the movie. I don't recall ever seeing a Video Game Movie that I've never played the game before hand. I'll be waiting for the DVD.

[OME6A]

Well, it's official; Save your money.

My favorite quote from the review:

Then we get into the realm of what were they thinking in which you begin asking yourself questions like: what kind of supersecret organization puts its logo on every ****ing thing they give to their untraceable supersecret assassin? and What kind of untraceable supersecret assassin is clearly the most noticeable person in the room? and finally what kind of untraceable, supersecret assassin has a GIANT ****ING TATTOO on the back of his skull for easy identification? Look, that barcode might work in the video games, but I kept wanting to run Timothy Olyphant's skull across a Wal-Mart scanner to see if he rang up the Hitman video game or a box of Massingil from aisle seven.

[NUN-PUNCHER]

Not only does it make total sense it's hillarious...

My money is saved and reserved for " No Country For Old Men " with Tommy Lee Jones this weekend.

[OME6A]

Originally Posted by NUN-PUNCHER

My money is saved and reserved for " No Country For Old Men " with Tommy Lee Jones this weekend.

Yeah, I'm really digging the buzz & the previews for that. I may check that out over the holiday if time permits.

[Magnum Force]

It's a movie, get over it. Last time I checked, more times than not, things in movies are downright unrealistic. Adurrrr....

I thought it was pretty good. It was somewhat funny and the action was pretty intense. It was a tad bit confusing at first, but then started to make sense as the storyline got deeper.

[Z3CH]

It started to make sense for you? I knew more than anyone in the theater from playing the series and I still had no clue what was going on. I loved the jokes and action, but wtf? They didn't explain ANYTHING. It left you questioning everything that happened in the movie. I can't tell you how many times me and my friends turned to eachother and said "wtf is going on right now?"