| after reading that review and looking at the achievements i decided to rent the game out of curiosity and 1000GS. I have to say the game had promise but everything was done half assed and without alot of thought.
The controls are absolutely horrible and it feels too floaty, and is extremely stiff. The animations for the kills are violent and cool but no facial damage makes them cheesy and they don't work from certain angles or when you not as close to the enemy as the game wants you to be, and that also applies online to alot of frustrating deaths lol. Also I noticed that the dialog is just too pottymouthed, to where it doesn't make any sense as to why they have him cursing like that. sometimes its funny other times its like shit man cut it out.
heres a list of sayings ive noticed while playing the game(the game is extremely short and i beat it twice with multiplayer achievements within 4 hours off and on)
Fuck you motherfuckers
Suck my balls, my hariy big balls, wrap em aroud your mouth and suck em motherfuckers
motherfuckin ameuters
your fuckin intel was wrong motherfuckers are shippin it out to the docks
fuck this goddamn shit
better dead than red asshole
goddamn **** lovin commie motherfuckers
hold this, bitch!
jesus gddamnit motherfucker!
winds so fuckin cold itll freeze the balls off a polar bear
fuckin retard dead peice of shit
happy motherfucken fourth of july motherfuckers
tirck or treat assholes!
merry chrisymas assholes!
fuck me!
the soviet union can fondle my hairy nuts
this goddamn shit!
which one of you motherfuckers wants to die first?
which one of you *********** ordered the special?
thats right nighty night you sweet piece of shit
whos the hardest motherfucker around eh?
rock n roll motherfuckers rock n roll
hide and seek motherfucker
glad tos eem e fuckers?
send me the bill motherfuckin ***********
sorry asshole quiet day at the offic eis about to get all fucked up
Heres the difficulty selection screen for more ridiculousness
Elite
Think your fuckin special eh?
regulars
Bring it on motherfuckers
recruit
if your a ***** select this one
Also I wanted to mention that in Multiplayer there are only 6 maps and team deathmatch and deathmatch as only options, but a solid party system. Maps are not too big but they make it too hard to find other players to kill and have alot f unneeded filler rooms and areas. Its just no need in a game like this. wtf was anybody thinking in this multiplayer mode or even putting in a multiplayer mode. Should have been single player only and more focused on that. Game would have been alot better. |