oh yeah, i forgot....
please shut your kids up for the love of christ! there's nothing quite as annoying as nails on a chalkboard but a 4 year old schreeching at the top of thier lungs in the background is pretty damned close. if your child is screaming for 5 minutes straight then one of two things should happen immediately. 1) slap the bajeezus outta them until they stop being an obnoxious ***, or 2) take them to the emergency room to have thier arms sewn back on. i mean that's the only other reason for a child to catterwawl like that.
9) do not discuss illegal activity on the open mic in a room full of strangers you wingnut. you and your roomy casually discussing when and where you're gonna score a Q.P. of "the finest indo you ever smoked" probably impresses the kiddies but it may also impress any law enforcement types that just happen to be playing the game with you. usually this wouldn't be a concern but in today's big brother society of "homeland security" there's no telling what type of weird CSI type tools the feds can use to track you even on the ps3.*
10) back to the whole music on the mic issue. THIS IS NOT SINGSTAR!! this is a war game about war which involves killing people, at no point can anyone in thier right mind mistake it for kareoke night at the apollo! you do not sound just like tupac, you actually sound like 2 male cats mating, in a blender, underwater, while suffering a bad case of bronchitis. the short version is.....you suck at singing, get over it.
*i typically wouldn't care about this, but you may wind up being a decent player and you can't help me win the game or get kills if the dea suddenly kicks in your door and anally rapes you with a stungun. however, if you suck at this game and are just in my way or slowing me down then by all means, please feel free to discuss your upcoming drug orgy and invite everyone in the room. don't forget to give your address and explicit directions on how to get there.
