Just tell them you wear flipflops, a hemp necklace and a tight pastel polo shirt while playing. You'll be alright.
E: Sorry, thought it was obvious. 1 love, baby.
You said one love to me before I got off last night... No fair.
And don't be jealous because I can wear flip flops to work and work with amazingly gorgeous babes. I act like I have a choice actually, if I don't wear flip flops then I'd get fired... haha