What's up fellow Socomaholics? I was readin the forum and gettin bored by all the same complaints, whines, and overall nastiness day in and day out when i thought it might fun to start up a Socom Haiku thread. This way we could continue our nasty, whining/complaining ways, but we could do so with poetry and humor.
Quick refresher on Haiku's for those who don't know/remember anything about them. Haiku's consist of three lines and three lines only. The first line must contain 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5 again. These lines do not have to rhyme.
I'll start it off with one of the biggest whines/complaints i see on these forums and let's see where this goes.
ten year old hoodlum
glitching, screaming, and crying
get him his bottle
That was pretty stupid, but i think you get the idea...