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Old 08-04-2006   #1


 
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Socom haikus

What's up fellow Socomaholics? I was readin the forum and gettin bored by all the same complaints, whines, and overall nastiness day in and day out when i thought it might fun to start up a Socom Haiku thread. This way we could continue our nasty, whining/complaining ways, but we could do so with poetry and humor.

Quick refresher on Haiku's for those who don't know/remember anything about them. Haiku's consist of three lines and three lines only. The first line must contain 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5 again. These lines do not have to rhyme.

I'll start it off with one of the biggest whines/complaints i see on these forums and let's see where this goes.



ten year old hoodlum
glitching, screaming, and crying
get him his bottle



That was pretty stupid, but i think you get the idea...
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Old 08-04-2006   #2
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I've been reading and posting here for over a year, and I seriously mean this: This has got to be the best god damned thread ever.

It needs a stickie, STAT.

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make Otter real mad

12/27/06 - Still the best god damned thread ever.
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big giant wanker,
shut up on the mic, you douche,
socom babies suck.
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Try to buy the maps
Get a transaction failure.
Go make a new thread.

definitely the greatest thread ever. Go KoL /haiku channel!
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I coulda swore these were supposed to rhyme..
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Haikus do not rhyme
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hahaha you're so gay
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how did he not die?
i shot him five hundred time
i am horrendous
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from god knows how far away
campers I do dread
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They call me a sponge
But I'm simply just a beast
So shut the **** up
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