Green Day 083: sorry on phone with girlfriend
Keanu Reaver666: oh
Keanu Reaver666: np
Keanu Reaver666: :P
Green Day 083: yeah
Green Day 083: im goin to her house now
Green Day 083: because
Green Day 083: her parents arent home
Green Day 083: O

Keanu Reaver666: lol
Green Day 083: ill ttyl
Keanu Reaver666: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Keanu Reaver666: =-=D
Keanu Reaver666: no
Keanu Reaver666: FU
Green Day 083: which is what
Keanu Reaver666: talk now
Green Day 083: wht wouldnt u do
Keanu Reaver666: nothing
Keanu Reaver666: er
Keanu Reaver666: anything
Keanu Reaver666: i dunno
Keanu Reaver666: *dies*
Keanu Reaver666: anyway
Green Day 083: have sex otter?
Keanu Reaver666:

Green Day 083: are you and michelle having sex
Green Day 083: yet
Keanu Reaver666: no
Keanu Reaver666: i dumped her,stewpud
Green Day 083: WHAT!!!?!
Green Day 083: why
Keanu Reaver666: we did get tro 1.5st base
Keanu Reaver666: cuz she didnt invite me to florida
Green Day 083: so thats what u were in it for
Keanu Reaver666: and shes ****ing annoying as balls
Green Day 083: thats shallow
Green Day 083: u have to make it work
Keanu Reaver666: i tried
Keanu Reaver666: bel;eive me i did
Green Day 083: i bet you did
Green Day 083: seriously
Keanu Reaver666: then she'd go around
Green Day 083: i believe you
Keanu Reaver666: and hug like
Keanu Reaver666: EVERY other guy
Green Day 083: my girlfriend does that
Green Day 083: so i squeeze her boobs
Keanu Reaver666: and then give me a look of disgust
Keanu Reaver666: im like
Keanu Reaver666: hello
Green Day 083: as punishment
Keanu Reaver666: you touched my pen0r!
Green Day 083: ha
Keanu Reaver666: and now you say i are teh sux?
Keanu Reaver666: fux you
Keanu Reaver666: no, but she hugs them
Keanu Reaver666: and then
Keanu Reaver666: it was a party
Keanu Reaver666: and she sits with them
Keanu Reaver666: ****ing
Keanu Reaver666: CUDDLING
Keanu Reaver666: with him
Keanu Reaver666: i came over
Keanu Reaver666: LIFTED herup
Keanu Reaver666: and elbowed my friend in his ovaries
Green Day 083: and killed him?
Green Day 083: good enough
Keanu Reaver666: next day, shes done
Green Day 083: bam!
Keanu Reaver666: anyway,accept teh invite
Keanu Reaver666: lol
Keanu Reaver666: LMAO
Keanu Reaver666: should've went
Green Day 083: hahahahaha
Keanu Reaver666: Michelle...we're through...
Keanu Reaver666: BAM!
Green Day 083: i know
Keanu Reaver666: she'd be like...wtf?!
Green Day 083: i realized after i hit send
Green Day 083: post this convo
Green Day 083: my bam! was perfect
Keanu Reaver666: kiok
Keanu Reaver666: lol*
Green Day 083: edit it to say "BAM!"
Green Day 083: i must go dude
Green Day 083: shes callin
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