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someone explaining a stupid song, FUNNY STUFF!!!
destinys child - soldier...remember, they were the same group who made that song "independant woman" that bug a boo song...this information would provide useful in your laughter...
bold is the lyrics/regular font is the explanation...thx for the heads up mob
We like dem boys that be in dem ‘lacs leaning, leaning
we like guys who drive cadillacs and adjust the seat so far back that they can barely see over the dash
Open they mouth they grill gleaming ,gleaming
the guy for me is a guy that ruins his teeth by having metal put over them, thus making him look like a comic book villain or something. i'll probably get shocked when I kiss him. Also note that I used bad grammar on purupose (open "they" mouth) even though I'm kelly, and i've never done that before, and i know how to talk
Candy paint keep that wheel clean, clean
the car has to be 'candy painted' and the the wheels must be clean, because thats what matters in a relationship
and always be talking that country slang we like
it tickles our clitorises when he says such things as "SUP SHAWTY" and other such slang
we keep that beat that be in the back beating, beating
eyes be so slow from the chief ’n ,chief ‘n
omg, i cant believe i forgot this part. i'm a grown woman, but i'll be damned if the man for me is not a pothead, wow what was i thinking, that should have been the first lyric
I love how he keep my body screamin’ screamin’
A rude boy that’s good to me with street credibility
he has to be good at sex too. and even though he's mean and impolite. he's got "street cred" so that makes it ok
If his status ain’t hood I aint checking for him
better be street if he looking at me I need a soldier
I don't want a man from a good background. I want someone involved in violence and drugs, and i will not tolerate anything else
and he’s gotta stand up for me
known to carry big things if you know what I mean
oh, and he must have a big penis ^_^
If his status ain’t hood I ain’t checking for him
Better be street if he looking at me
I need a soldier and he’s gotta stand up for me
Gotta know to get dough and he better be street
ditto. but i'd like to add that he must make money. so he can Pay my Bills, HAY REMEMBER THAT SONG THAT WE HAD MADE BEFORE WE KICKED THOSE GIRLS OUT THE GROUP?
We like them boys up top from the BK, BK
I like guys from Brooklyn. my boyfriend is Jay-Z remember. nevermind that neither TI nor Lil Wayne is from there. I probably should have gottten my bf to do this song.
know how to flip that money 3 ways , 3 ways
money is important. my bf is rich remember? they must be good with money if they want to be my man, because i need money. really i do
Always riding big on the freeway, freeway
when they make money they get good cars what else i'ma drive in im beyonce
With that east coast slang that us country girls we like
my bf is from NY so if i say i like guys from my hometown Houston, he'll probably get mad
Low cut ceasars with the deep wave, deep wave
i like jayz's haircut
so quick to snatch up your Beyonce, Beyonce
my name rhymes with the rest of my verse yay i'm the prettiest one in the group
Always coming down bopping our way, our way
Telling us that country girls the kinda girls they like
i like attention
I like dem boys over there they lookin' strong tonight {Strong tonight}
Just might give one the phone tonight {Phone tonight}
Homey in the dickies in my zone tonight {Zone tonight}
He don't know it might be on tonight {On tonight}
Ooh he lookin' good and he talkin' right {Talkin' right}
He the type that might change my life {Change my life}
Everytime he look at me my girls be like {Girls be like}
(That one may be the one tonight)
hallo, my name is michelle and sometimes i wonder why i am in the same group as these two sluts, God wouldnt want me singing about large dicks and grills, so my verse is G rated. i might meet a guy i like at the club and i might even give my number! if he's nice, i might agree to go on a date with him! and if that works out, after a few months, he might propose and we might get married! wouldn't that be so neat!
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