DUMBEST PEOPLE YOU'VE EVER SEEN ON SOCOM???

dunkers · 05-09-2004

dumbest thing i've herd from some one is: when we were playin my teamate fragged me with c4. His cocky remark was

"Judgementdave ain't the brightest knife in the draw"

i said " ain't it the SHARPEST knife in the draw dumbass lol!

cheeselover · 05-09-2004

I was on crossroads and this guy was teamkilling. we said we were going to vote him off and he asked why. we said he was killing us and we were on his team.

it turns out he thought he had to kill eveyone including people with names above their heads.

the next round he still shot some of us, so we voted him.

i dont know if he was joking or if he was an actual dumbass

NavySeal · 05-10-2004

I just hate the rooms with friendly fire, cause theres always one idiot that always steps over your mines, cause in Enowapi I told everyone that I'm going to lay this PMN mine of this SEALs dead body, and this guy runs up and dances over their dead body and gets killed by my mine for at least two rounds causing me too have -4 points.

Then when I die, he gets pissed off at me telling me too stop killing him. :?

chrus · 05-10-2004

one time in guidance it was one on one and the last terr had a sniper rifle and DE. there was one vip left in the building by the spawn with the seal inside. first the terr shot at the windows and shot at them some more. then he realized that he couldnt shoot through them and went prone infront of one of the doors and facing the door he crawled backward. the seal opened the door and shot the stupid terrorist.

venom2004 · 05-11-2004

Here's a good one. I'm in the lobby of a paintball room and the guys in there said use pistols, i'm like alright. then they say u go 2 box room and wait until timer hits something :30 seconds. im like ok. the round starts and i go into box room, wait for 30 secs, it comes then i go after them and kill them both. im like hell yeah this is fun. then next round i see the seals charging at me with sp-10's and killed me. im like wtf? then next round comes they do same thing and leave. i mean come on. wtf is that?

ASSASSIN00 · 05-12-2004

i would have to say this won dude trying to kill sum1 with a flash bang lol

~Monkeydirt~ · 05-12-2004

when i got team killed and the kid said his cat licked r1

SuperSav · 05-13-2004

i saw this one guy in prone position tryin to snipe... i stealthly got on top of him and in crouch position i drop my nades... picture it, it looks like i'm taking a shiet on this guy... it's awesome...

WET · 05-13-2004

Last night I was playing Enowapi as a T. I was watching the Airstrike Breach for the last Seal and I was lying down in the bushes.
The last Seal came charging in the door before I could get a bead on him and he dove into the bushes right next to me.
He was practically lying on me!
He kept spinning around looking for me, so I watched him for 2 seconds (laugihing) before I put him out of his misery.

GaminzO · 06-05-2004

that would be my sister haha

she is a real real noob