What's your pimp name?

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Ich bin Deacon Dr. Yusuf Slick!

[DaKilla]

Originally Posted by WeeeeWoooo

wow this is old...

www.slickpimp.com is a site where you can get a pimp name too :D

Your New Mafia Hit Man Name is: Tony Tonic
People Iced: 58
Car Bombs Planted: 57
Favorite Weapon: Rubber Mallet
Arms Broken: 67
Eyes Gouged: 34
Tongues Cut Off: 84
Average Cost Per Hit: $33060
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny

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You have been blessed with the new name of Quicky Da' Turk by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.

Cadillac Year: 1993
# of STD's: 15
# of Gold Teeth: 13
# of Illegitimate Kids: 9
# of Hoes Owned: 12
# of Arrest Warrants: 11
# of Hoes Slapped: 63

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We take great pride in granting you with a new Orphan name. Remember though, Orphan's are no jokes. They need love too.

Your new Orphan Name is:
Poor Parents Patty

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*I had to go all the way and get a Pimpette name too. :D

Did We say PIMPETTE Name? You have been blessed with the new ***** name of Sandy Sand-Crotch by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.


Your Addicted to: Angel Dust
# of Venereal Diseases: 10
# of Men Played: 11
# of Abortions: 9
# of Cat Fights: 10
# of Piercing(s): 10

[ASSASSIN00]

Originally Posted by DaKilla

Your New Mafia Hit Man Name is: Tony Tonic
People Iced: 58
Car Bombs Planted: 57
Favorite Weapon: Rubber Mallet
Arms Broken: 67
Eyes Gouged: 34
Tongues Cut Off: 84
Average Cost Per Hit: $33060
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny

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You have been blessed with the new name of Quicky Da' Turk by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.

Cadillac Year: 1993
# of STD's: 15
# of Gold Teeth: 13
# of Illegitimate Kids: 9
# of Hoes Owned: 12
# of Arrest Warrants: 11
# of Hoes Slapped: 63

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We take great pride in granting you with a new Orphan name. Remember though, Orphan's are no jokes. They need love too.

Your new Orphan Name is:
Poor Parents Patty

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*I had to go all the way and get a Pimpette name too. :D

Did We say PIMPETTE Name? You have been blessed with the new <font color="#FF0000">*censored*</font> name of Sandy Sand-Crotch by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.


Your Addicted to: Angel Dust
# of Venereal Diseases: 10
# of Men Played: 11
# of Abortions: 9
# of Cat Fights: 10
# of Piercing(s): 10

damn i must say nice stats DaKilla, how long u beendoing this for LOL,j/k

[xa]

im teh Professor Truth J. Luthor

[Mael]

Your New Mafia Hitman Name is: Joe Diamonds

People Iced: 96

Car-bombs Planted: 41

Favorite weapon: Bare Hands

Arms broken: 18

Eyes gouged: 66

Tongues cut off: 32

Average cost per hit: $39,360

Biggest Enemy: Charlie Lucky

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New Orphan Name: Unfortunate Uther

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My Pimp test results:

Cheat rating: 50%
Partners rating: 10%
Sex rating: 100%
Virginity rating: 90%
STD rating:0%
Pregnancy rating: 0%

YOU HAVE TESTED POSITIVE. YOU ARE A PIMP

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You have been blessed with the new name of EARL RUBY by the high counsil of Slick Pimp's. May your new name open many doors for you.

Cadillac Year 1995
# of STD's 19
# of Gold teeth 20
# of Illegitimate Kids 3
# of Hoes owned 18
# of Arrest Warrants 7
# of Hoes Slapped 90

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Man, I can be a pimp AND kill the bastard who didn't pay for my hoe's time

[Tiger]

You have been blessed with the new name of Hurricane Hal by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.


Cadillac Year 1967
# of STD's 10
# of Gold Teeth 11
# of Illegitimate Kids 9
# of Hoes Owned 5
# of Arrest Warrants 7
# of Hoes Slapped 58

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Your New Mafia Hit Man Name is
The Icer
People Iced: 23
Car Bombs Planted: 76
Favorite Weapon: A Pillow (WTF)
Arms Broken: 63
Eyes Gouged: 85
Tongues Cut Off: 10
Average Cost Per Hit: $17480
Biggest Enemy: Shady Sammy

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Your new Orphan Name is:
Chester the Molested

[Led-Zeppelin]

Suede Shayne Flex

[Led-Zeppelin]

lol got some more this site is great

Sweet Chocolate Shayne Valentine
Big Playah Shayne Rock
Presedent S. Rock
Sweet Chocolate S. Flex
Big Playah Shayne Squeeze
Devious Honey Shayne Jazz
Stealth Maestro S. Shizzle(LOL)
Mr. White Chocolate S. Beautiful
Macktastic S. Slither
Vicious D. S. Shmoove

these are my faves
Sweet Chocolate Shayne Valentine
Big Playah Shayne Rock
Presedent S. Rock

[LuFeng]

lmfao :D put my name in and it gave me this...lol

Fine Azz Matthew Silk

(ofcourse the zz'z were ss's but i cleaned it up for yall )


lmao then second try gave me....

Trick Magnet Matthew Shizzle


just cant help it :P

then from the other site for a pimp name

You have been blessed with the new name of Bizzle Da' Nizzle by the higher council of Slick Pimp's. May you're new name open many doors for you.



Cadillac Year 1990
# of STD's 3
# of Gold Teeth 14
# of Illegitimate Kids 9
# of Hoes Owned 3
# of Arrest Warrants 3
# of Hoes Slapped 45

then my hitman name :P ....
Your New Mafia Hit Man Name is
Bad Boy Bart

People Iced: 34
Car Bombs Planted: 52
Favorite Weapon: Needles
Arms Broken: 7
Eyes Gouged: 39
Tongues Cut Off: 96
Average Cost Per Hit: $17680
Biggest Enemy: Hairy Henry


needles would be painful too, feel bad for them "iced" ppls

[SkandaL]

LOL in player appreciate my pimp name was

Devious Honey soto Flex

Pimptastic soto Shizzle

Pimptastic soto Flex